How to get banned

Rules are simple, you can:

1. Ban anyone in the previous two messages for any reason of your choice.
2. Bans doesn't have to be related but run-on bans can add to the humor.
3. You cannot ban twice in a row.
4. you can only ban using one sentence.

I will start by banning... myself...

 

Banned for posting this thread.

 

Banned for being the first one to play the game.

 

Banned for not banning anyone

 

Banned for banning someone who has already been banned.

 

banned for being Lifest

 

Banned for english nog being your first language.

 

Banned for hypocrisy.

 

Banned for Banning yourself

 

Banned for starting to sound like chugga

 

Banned for mentioning Chugga

 

Banning _sporefreak_ for having an avatar that reminds me of Mephisto.

 

Banned for creating a game about banning!

 

Banned for Co playing the game about banning

 

Banned for playing a banning simulator while actually being able to ban people.

 

Ooof, got me there. Banning you for banning a moderator xD

 

Banning you for banning a moderator because he was a moderator.

 

Banned for mod aboose