Riddles

Hint
But Do not Google it. I will know if you did.

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

 

A memetic agent that makes you cry, pee and brush your hair at the same time before thinking that everything is opposite then exploding, inlayed in a bubble that emmits white light.
...yeah pretty sure that fits the discription.

The next closest thing i can think of is light, but that doesnt fit everything

 

Woah! I can't believe this thread is still going! :O

 

No. Or nothing.

A boy goes and buys a fishing pole that is 6' 3" long. As he goes to get on the bus, the driver stops him. The driver tells him that he can't take anything longer than 6' onto the bus. The boy goes back into town, purchases one more thing, and the driver allows the boy on the bus. What did the boy buy, and what did he do with it?

 

An incorrectely sized measuring stick?

 

He bought a box with sides less than (or equal to) 6', and placed the pole in it diagonally.

Spoiler: for us math nerds

6'3" -> 190.5cm (easier calculations)
Now, according to Pythagoras theorem, the diagonal, (c) must be 190.5cm long.
C^2 = A^2 + B^2
36290.25 <=> 190.5^2
36290.25 / 2 (if we assume the box is a square) = 18145.125
Now, the square of 18145.125 equals 134.703... ~135 cm
135cm = 4'5"
The minimal size of the box he bought can be 4'5"< x < 6'

Leon watched his reflection in a window on the 45th floor. Being truly bored, he leapt through the window, over to the other side. Yet Leon did not suffer a single scratch.
How?

 

The window was open?

 

He was in that window-washer's platform, on the outside of the building. To have watched his reflection means that the window was at least somewhat closed, but unlocked and able to swing right open.

 

I am a gift, you get me but once, but yet again tomorrow. What am I?



Hint: Im not on google

 

a new day?

 

Nope it's today.

 

The moon was made of the leftover derbits thrown into earth's orbit due to earth's collision with a planet sized celestial body, thus the moon is not older than the earth. COULD NOT HELP IT![DOUBLEPOST=1459018416][/DOUBLEPOST]

Egyptian Kings make their own coffins, aka pyramids, before their death, so this is only partially true. COULD NOT HELP IT![DOUBLEPOST=1459018608][/DOUBLEPOST]My turn!
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But Do not Google it. I will know if you did.

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?[/QUOTE]
Hollow hairs, onions, too much soda?, everything, too much makeup(for both lines), Caramelization, carbonated water?, can't guess, don't want to guess

 

not exately sure what the queston is here (it seems to be unfinished) but im gunna guess it has something to do with a mirror...

 

How about a soapbubble?

 

The answer is No as nothing followes everything here

 

No mirror

 

Only reason the answer is "No"... is because the question at the end.

"Can you guess the riddle?" make the correct answer No

 

Eyes

How many times can you take away 2 from 100?

 

0?

 

Where's your riddle?