Corrupt-A-Wish

Envie chanceux, mais je produire un pire. (I tried my best to use google translate and patch around the edges, i roughly understand it, but it means Wish granted, but I make one worse (this is not in that, i win @EndorianHD) )
I wish for wishes that wish on wishes that wished on the previous wishes wishes', that will wish wishes on said wishes so that the wishes wish wishes on more than just wishes to be wished upon by someone who wanted to be wished upon, but now wishes they hadn't wished and is now stuck, for they wished wishes on wishes who wished on wishes that wanted wishes done on them.

 

Wish granted but your wish overloads and disappears

I wish you would stop that annoying wishception.

I use my magical wizard powers to apply an anti-corruption spell on my wish

 

Wish granted.

 

Wish for granting wish granted, but now endorian is a genie and lives in a magic lamp.(you need to grant a corrupted wish, granting plain wishes without any twist is the work of a genie)
I wish that the chugga virus of multiple wishes would stop.[DOUBLEPOST=1464778992][/DOUBLEPOST]

Can't wish 2 wishes at once, that's cheating!

 

Wish granted, but you never specified a time, so it will stop sometime within the life of this universe

I wish for I want the truth!

 

I fixed it now.

 

But your not a @WishMage

 

Youre not allowed to run taht joke. It's my FishyWishy

 

I wish wishes that wished wishes wished other wishes some wishes to wish wishes that corrupted wishes on threads that don't have corruptible wishes to leave a wish with a group of sad and broken wishes, whose wishes wish they did not wish this wishes wish into the reality of wishes being the wishes they are.

 

Wish granted, but you bit off half your tongue while saying that.
I wish that I have access to /kill command on every mym server.

 

Wish granted but it only works for /kill not /kill name. So you can only use it to kill yourself.

I wish I had the power to see in the 4th dimension whenever i wanted.

 

wish granted, you were looking into the 4th dimension while driving and died in a car accident.
I wish that i had access to creative mode.

 

Wish granted but every time yoy try to take something out your character exploads destroying the item.

I wish i wasnt so mean in this thread...

 

Wish granted but you are now incapable of being mean ever, and are incapable of perceiving the concept of mean, and spend your entire life in blissful ignorance of the faults of this world.

I wish I had the ability to turn off my ability to feel pain at will.

 

Wish granted, but this causes you to not feel the pain of being in a hot room and you die of heat exaughstion
I wish for no wishes!

 

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Spoiler: MindBlown

I Wish that chugga would stop blowing my mind

 

Wish granted. You now have no brain and therefore chugga can't explode it. This also means you have an IQ of 0.

I wish all people were nice to eachother.

 

Wish granted, now the world is a perfect utopia, but because of this earth attracts the attention of aliens who wish to take over our now beautiful planet, and humans can't fight back because they don't have any weapons anymore since they didn't need them anymore.

I wish life wasn't so complicated

 

Wish granted, all life forms on earth are unicellular bacteria.
I wish that interstellar travel was possible so that I could go to Keller 22-b, alive.

 

Wish granted, you arrive at Keller 22-b alive, and them promptly die of oxygen deprivation
I wish