Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish granted, now every Facebook user plays Minecraft and does not have any time for doing whatever people do on Facebook. You go bankrupt!
I wish for an ender dragon soul which will spawn ender dragon which I can kill to get dragon hearts and use them to craft a creative energy cell on the infinity modpack which still has all mods working 100% fine.

 

Wish granted but your computer corrupted and you can never play infinity again because your computer had the last infinity evolved file in the universe. R.I.P

I wish commercials didn't exist.

 

Wish granted, now people are slowly brainwashed from looking at an empty screen during breaks.
I wish for a TV which will show any place I wish. Said TV will be in working condition, have self powered batteries and I still will have my eyes intact to watch it. Watching anything on it will not make my eyes pop out or harm me in any way. Said TV will have a remote which will be in working condition and require no batteries. The remote will reappear in my hand if it gets lost.

 

Wish granted but someone stole your TV 1 day after that.

I wish that chrome didnt take so much ram

Spoiler

meh, i would be rich by now.

 

Wish granted, chrome now only uses 2GB RAM instead of 4GB. Too bad your PC only has 1GB RAM ;D
I wish that the police will find my TV and return it to me.

 

Wish granted but when police found your TV they tough that it had virus, so they reseted your TV and lost all the capabilities.

I wish that my laptop instead of beeing red was blue.

 

Wish granted but you become colorblind

I wish being active on 3 servers at once wasn't so hard.

 

Wish granted, two of the servers close down so you don't have any issues.

 

As profrags has not made a wish, I'll wish.
I wish that I had a creative item supplier.

 

Wish granted but you have to supply the materials for the supplier

I wish I had a portal device irl

 

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wrong wish xD

 

just got it.

-.-

 

@EndorianHD That awkward moment when someone quotes a post you didn't want anyone to see before you removed it

 

I dont hesitate to say i've made mistakes

 

Wish granted, but one of the sides is stuck at a off broadway 1 man show, owned by a millionaire who bought it for the foreseeable future, who is completely oblivious to the fact that he is horrible.

I wish to be able create anything technological with my mind (Think Forge from Xmen)

 

Wish granted, but anything technological you produce has so little capacity for memory, your inventions are about as useful as bricks.

I wish that Pokémon Go servers stopped crashing.

 

Wish granted, they have been closed forever.

I wish people wouldn't Pokemon go and drive

 

Wish granted, but they're more into race's on the road.

I wish my pidgeot had 500 Points

 

Wish granted, your now powerful Pokémon comes out of the screen and pecks you to death.
I wish I could drive and capture Pokémon at once without running into someone.