Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish Granted, The rapture has occurred and you are the only one left to live out your life alone in the desolate wasteland alone, Truly Forever Alone.

I wish that i had the ability absorb knowledge instantly via reading it, a suped up eidetic memory.

 

Wish granted but your reading speed is one letter per hour.
I wish I had a pet dragon.

 

Wish granted but it turns into a magikarp whenever you try to use it.

I wish to give my wish to someone wishing for a wish

 

Wish granted but the wish someone wished for was for you to be their slave.

I wish I was a kawaii potato that lived on Pluto.

 

Wish granted, but potatos get destroyed in secounds on pluto due to the water being part of them freezing and potatos exploding due to this.

[*] Lexy2416

I wish to win the building competition.

 

Wish granted but have to turn down the prizes.


I wish I had a pack of root beer next to me preferably A&W

 

Wish granted, but beer will have a lot of salt in it (somehow).

I wish to get a stable division sigil on infinity node 6.

 

Wish granted, but u cant craft anything with it.

I wish to have good team in LoL and get to diamond

 

Wish granted, but you'll get banned for cheating due to all the losers reporting you.


I wish to get to level 100 in DotA 2.

 

Wish granted, but DotA 2 databases will corrupt and loose all data so you must create new account.

I wish, I can use World Edit in any MyM.net server ;p

 

Wish granted, but world edit does nothing


Wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish.....

 

Wish granted, you can write rest of your wish.

I wish my wish cannot be corrupted xD

 

wish granted.
now, erm.
we've closed the loop.

 

To fix this, the wish is granted, but you can only use this wish on recursive wishes, and such recursion must be infinite and if were a computer program produce a Stack Overflow,


(I'm out of ideas, someone else do it)

 

Wish granted... Oh, no wish? I was actually going to grant it with no tricks this time. Too bad.

I wish for wishes that don't get corrupted so I can use those wishes I wished for that don't get corrupted so I can use those wishes I got from wishing on a wish for more wishes to destroy all potatoes!

(I'm pretty sure I messed up there)

 

Wish granted, but there won't be wishes anymore.

I wish to catch a pidgey in Pokemon GO.

 

Wish granted, the pidgey has exactly 1 CP though

 

I wish someone would finally decrypt the code to figure out the name to name wings from botania. (chugga knows what I'm talking about and probably pro)

 

Me too!
Wish granted but that person doesn't wanna tell anyone else. (Actually this it probly true already)

I wish wither skulls weren't such a pain to farm without mods.

 

Wish granted, but YouTube will get spammed with 4000 new videos showing how to make a wither skelly farm during the next week.

I wish huge barrels from decocraft weren't such a pain to make.