King of the hill forum game

Discussion in 'Annoying Forum Games' started by tyler489, Jul 22, 2015.

  1. coolgi3000

    coolgi3000 Logician of the gods

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    Well I guess it's time to bring my pocket universes back into this. (Finally)
    I open a rip to one of my easy to find pockets and walk across it, and rip another hole that leads to the hill (since the pockets exist both outside of time and space) and jump in, landing ontop of syllogistics
    Then I call up "thanks pocket universe see you again some time... Sorta."
    Then I roll the unconscious syllogistics off of the hill and sit down on it

    Never tell a logician that something is impossible ;)


    My Hill
    I'm not taking your hill from you, I'm taking my hill back from you. Even if it's not the orrigional. ;)
     
  2. Syllogistics

    Syllogistics Active Member

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    You truly earned this one ;) *goes near him* *shakes his hands* *leaves*

    but for how long...

    (Not)My Hill(Yet)
     
  3. Rohen

    Rohen The beemaster

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    The I create a white hole that brings me back to the begginings of time with the hill.
    My hill.
     
  4. SirStudMuffin

    SirStudMuffin Well-Known Member

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    Stud uses his mind to overflow the server
     
  5. Rohen

    Rohen The beemaster

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    Server gets restarted, and there would be a rollback if there wasn't the beggining of time.
    Still my hill.
     
  6. coolgi3000

    coolgi3000 Logician of the gods

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    (Ignoring how white holes would simply have negative gravity which could not be used for time travel backwards) (and we don't care if it's theoretical)
    Time machines cannot take you back further than when they were created. So you traveled back to when the white hole was created, and the super nova(ish) explosion made you think that was the Big Bang, but it actually only took you back a few years to when the earth was new, and in your careless-ness you accidentally prevented the earth from developing life the same way as it did in our timeline, as such you become trapped in that strange timeline where humans will evolve to have 4 eyes 2 arms and 6 legs.
    While all of your actions were erased from our timeline which creates a new (and technically the same) hill here which I claim.
    Technically Both our Hills
     
  7. Rohen

    Rohen The beemaster

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    Then alternative I does collect cobble unthil I have 2804985378533699587536 of it, hold it in my power of 4 eyes and then get killed by lava, which causes the simulation which is the world to crash and have the level.dat corrupted, which destroys the universe permamently.
    Noone's hill.
     
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  8. Syllogistics

    Syllogistics Active Member

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    And I just press "New World", make it standard, walk towards a hill, build a castle on it and secure it.

    My
    Hill.

    (u mad bro?)

    Gesendet von meinem SM-G925F mit Tapatalk
     
  9. SirStudMuffin

    SirStudMuffin Well-Known Member

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    I dont think you get the fact of I OPENED MY MIND, something that is irreversible and is a fixed point in time
    A cataclysmic event
     
  10. coolgi3000

    coolgi3000 Logician of the gods

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    I open my mind too and together our severely messed up minds create a wormhole to another server and mess it up instead, but both our minds are trapped there for now... but atleast I left my comatose body on the hill with several automatic rail gun turrets to protect it :D

    My Hill

    (i know what your thinking: "no way his mind is as messed up as mine!"
    and to that i say "yes way.")
     
  11. Rohen

    Rohen The beemaster

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    Then one cubic meter of quark soup gets send to your server (THIS WAS DONE BY THE POWER OF MAGIC - NO LOGIC NEEDED) and then it creates another big band which messes up the uniwerse so that everything but the hill and a pile of quarks that becomes my clone gets compressed into a blackhole.
    My hill.
     
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  12. coolgi3000

    coolgi3000 Logician of the gods

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    *cracks knuckles* here we go
    +1 pt
    +2 pt
    +3 pt
    +4 pt
    +5 pt

    reading this comment you edit your original post and in doing so create a small time where your actions are undone while it is updating, which was enough time for me to set up a sheild around myself to protect against all of the nonsense that you caused.
    Then i kicked you into your pile of quarks and claimed the hill
    My Hill
     
  13. Rohen

    Rohen The beemaster

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    Kills coolgi with the fury of someone who got a post edited to be nonsence for no reason.
    MY HILL.
     
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    IsHayden Well-Known Member

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    Rewinds time to the beginning of this thread. Places a forceful around the hill
    MY HILL
     
  15. coolgi3000

    coolgi3000 Logician of the gods

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    Because of a temporal disturbance resistant feild that I permanently implanted into myself on page 3, I was able to prevent my memory being reset, and I teleport in to the hill's force feild and deactivate it while teleporting Hayden and myself away from the hill just in time for tyler489 to build his house and start this thread, and in doing so I prevent Hayden from causing a paradox. And destroying the universe (that's my job ;) )
    Then I come back and push Rohen off of the hill.

    My Hill
     
  16. Rohen

    Rohen The beemaster

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    I come back in time to the middle ages and claim the hill for myself.
    MY HILL
    R.I.P. this thread
     
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  17. coolgi3000

    coolgi3000 Logician of the gods

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    you die of old age and I claim the hill back in the present.
    My Hill
     
  18. Rohen

    Rohen The beemaster

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    I ressurect myself as a lich and kill you with magic. My Hill.
     
  19. coolgi3000

    coolgi3000 Logician of the gods

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    I repeat the past with new chance cubes
    My Hill
     
  20. Rohen

    Rohen The beemaster

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    I go to Proxima Centauri with some dirt from the hill, settle on an earth-like planet orbiting it, destroy earth-like and build a house on the first from the hill
    Kind of.
     

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