King of the hill forum game

I get up from my nap, stretch out a bit and drowsily walk up to snek and push him off the hill he tumbles down to the bottom and bumps his head on a tree

MY HILL

 

I respawn and abduct the hill with a dragon. My hill.

 

i slay you and your dragon and reclaim the hill
and i make it a wild life park
my hill

 

The hill falls into the ocean. Nice park you got here.

I respawn, walk down a full hill and grief a big citadel without a bed.
Not my hill.

Ok, again.
I walk up an empty hill and build a giant citadel without a bed.
My hill.

 

i blow you up inside your citadel and relclaim the hill again planting some trees and make a little house with a fireplace and food and mead in the firdge
my hill

 

As i perch on my Ol' classic tree i look at a hill with a half destroyed citadel on it with many other battle scars from battles long gone, and when i look closer i see people fighting over the hill trying to take it over in many creative and unforeseen ways.
It is at this point in which i relax, knowing that this will be going on for Aeons to come, long past any of us.

 

I burn down the house and the trees with my army of undead blokes and build a camp for my undead blokes
My Hill!

 

I grab some scuba gear and go back to the real hill while you all fight over that fake one that Rohen claimed.
Why must I be the only logical one here?

My Hill

 

@coolgi3000 Shouldnt you reclaim my hill not Rohen's?

 

what rule?

 

Rules you must take the hill from the previous poster. and i was the previous poster not Rohen [DOUBLEPOST=1493389074][/DOUBLEPOST]Fyi
I teleport to Coolgi's claimed hill and shoot him into the head and burn the corpse to ashed, after that I claim the Hill
MY HILL

 

Well I'm not technically taking it from Rohen but how can I take it from you if you don't have the real hill anyway?
The rules were made with the assumption that the previous poster would be the current owner of The hill

 

Im the owner atm xD

 

what if we all owned the hill?

 

NEVER!

 

i stab wikid 10000X times and reclaim the hill again planting some trees and i make it so the hill randomly teleports every 30 seconds
my hill

 

yeah but then the hill is not in the same place, so are we claiming the space the hill was or the actual hill?

 

be sure to quote the whole thing next time ;/

 

Server lags and randomly teleport went to 2 minutes, I went on the hill and disabled the randomly teleporting function and reclaimed the hill and built a empire on it
My FREAKING Hill

 

The way wikid disabled the teleportation machine created a temporal anomalie that combined the world with one of the alternate timelines that we spit away from when Rohen reset the world. I am restored in all of my power with my infinity armor and my planetary empire was reformed. Wikid's empire, dwarfed in comparison submitted to join mine and Wikid simply became a political representative for that section of the state.
He is moved to a new house in my capital city and as such the hill property returns to the control of the government
...
Which I own

My Hill