King of the hill forum game

Discussion in 'Annoying Forum Games' started by tyler489, Jul 22, 2015.

  1. coolgi3000

    coolgi3000 Logician of the gods

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    I get up from my nap, stretch out a bit and drowsily walk up to snek and push him off the hill he tumbles down to the bottom and bumps his head on a tree

    MY HILL
     
  2. Rohen

    Rohen The beemaster

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    I respawn and abduct the hill with a dragon. My hill.
     
  3. Datsaltysnek

    Datsaltysnek lover of NCIS

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    i slay you and your dragon and reclaim the hill
    and i make it a wild life park
    my hill
     
  4. Rohen

    Rohen The beemaster

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    The hill falls into the ocean. Nice park you got here.

    I respawn, walk down a full hill and grief a big citadel without a bed.
    Not my hill.

    Ok, again.
    I walk up an empty hill and build a giant citadel without a bed.
    My hill.
     
  5. Datsaltysnek

    Datsaltysnek lover of NCIS

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    i blow you up inside your citadel and relclaim the hill again planting some trees and make a little house with a fireplace and food and mead in the firdge
    my hill
     
  6. brandonlk

    brandonlk Well-Known Member

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    As i perch on my Ol' classic tree i look at a hill with a half destroyed citadel on it with many other battle scars from battles long gone, and when i look closer i see people fighting over the hill trying to take it over in many creative and unforeseen ways.
    It is at this point in which i relax, knowing that this will be going on for Aeons to come, long past any of us.
     
  7. WikidSick

    WikidSick Well-Known Member

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    I burn down the house and the trees with my army of undead blokes and build a camp for my undead blokes
    My Hill!
     
  8. coolgi3000

    coolgi3000 Logician of the gods

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    I grab some scuba gear and go back to the real hill while you all fight over that fake one that Rohen claimed.
    Why must I be the only logical one here?

    My Hill
     
  9. WikidSick

    WikidSick Well-Known Member

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    @coolgi3000 Shouldnt you reclaim my hill not Rohen's?
     
  10. brandonlk

    brandonlk Well-Known Member

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    what rule?
     
  11. WikidSick

    WikidSick Well-Known Member

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    Rules you must take the hill from the previous poster. and i was the previous poster not Rohen :([DOUBLEPOST=1493389074][/DOUBLEPOST]Fyi
    I teleport to Coolgi's claimed hill and shoot him into the head and burn the corpse to ashed, after that I claim the Hill
    MY HILL
     
  12. coolgi3000

    coolgi3000 Logician of the gods

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    Well I'm not technically taking it from Rohen but how can I take it from you if you don't have the real hill anyway?
    The rules were made with the assumption that the previous poster would be the current owner of The hill
    ;)
     
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    WikidSick Well-Known Member

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    Im the owner atm xD
     
  14. brandonlk

    brandonlk Well-Known Member

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    what if we all owned the hill?
     
  15. WikidSick

    WikidSick Well-Known Member

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    NEVER!
     
  16. Datsaltysnek

    Datsaltysnek lover of NCIS

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    i stab wikid 10000X times and reclaim the hill again planting some trees and i make it so the hill randomly teleports every 30 seconds
    my hill
     
  17. brandonlk

    brandonlk Well-Known Member

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    yeah but then the hill is not in the same place, so are we claiming the space the hill was or the actual hill?
     
  18. Datsaltysnek

    Datsaltysnek lover of NCIS

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    be sure to quote the whole thing next time ;/
     
  19. WikidSick

    WikidSick Well-Known Member

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    Server lags and randomly teleport went to 2 minutes, I went on the hill and disabled the randomly teleporting function and reclaimed the hill and built a empire on it
    My FREAKING Hill
     
  20. coolgi3000

    coolgi3000 Logician of the gods

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    The way wikid disabled the teleportation machine created a temporal anomalie that combined the world with one of the alternate timelines that we spit away from when Rohen reset the world. I am restored in all of my power with my infinity armor and my planetary empire was reformed. Wikid's empire, dwarfed in comparison submitted to join mine and Wikid simply became a political representative for that section of the state.
    He is moved to a new house in my capital city and as such the hill property returns to the control of the government
    ...
    Which I own

    My Hill
     

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