King of the hill forum game

I delete time.exe from the universe's libraries, effectively destroying the world.

 

tokitoki lays a new egg i walk up a hill and plant some trees
my hill

 

Except the universe doesn't exist anymore, so you cannot do that.


I create a file in the libraries of the universe called "level.dat". It reacreates the world, but the only objects are the hill and me.
My hill.

 

because everyone has messed around with the hill already, the level.dat recreates everyone who has messed about with the hill

 

I run a full system restore of the cosmic computer from the BIOS system

Spoiler: Console log

Code:

Beginning system restore
Running system scan
Complete
6 corrupted files found
Attempting to restore
...
Restoring Logic.exe
Complete
Restoring space.exe
Complete
Restoring time.exe
...
Error...
Temporal change log corrupted
Restoring to earliest backup
Complete
Corrupted file (level.dat) found
Deleting corrupted file
Complete
Warning
Malware detected
Deleting malware
Rohen.ai deleted
Running final checks...
Fragmented code found
Attempting to identify
...
Pocket.exe could not be identified further and was found un-editable
Continuing final checks
System restore complete

I walk up to the now empty hill and claim it

MyHill

 

My Hill and not yours!
My HIll

 

Due to how deleting files works and the fact the system didn't block me, I remove the "deleted" tag from my files on the hard drive, then delete logic.exe and claim that the hill is mine.
MY HILL

 

i throw the comp away and burn it to the ground and punch rohen in the face i also use his body to furtalize the trees i planted
my hill

 

Your grammar creates a syntax error in the universe, do you just do nothing.
Still my hill.

 

Normally your logic would be valid here but since you deleted logic.exe it's not and snek's plan works

Snek's Hill

 

I install WikidsLogic.cmd and command the hill to be mine
My Hill

 

I uninstall WikidsLogic.cmd and say that the hill is mine.
MY HILL

 

I decide to give Rohen a taste of his own medicine and just claim the hill

My Hill

 

i decide to reinstall windows... vista

 

I take the hill despite the lag.
My hill

 

Seeing as I am used to the lag anyway, I feel right at home in it, and have no problem pushing Rohen off the hill and taking it
My Hill

 

I kill coolgi with a hacked sharpness lvl. 360 golden sword, then claim the hill.
My hill.

 

I come back right as Rohen is perma banned for hacking and take the hill

My Hill

 

My nonexistent friend at Microsoft makes me unbannable on all servers.
Then I kill coolgi again.
My hill

 

Your nonexistent friend gets fired for abusing the power and his work is undone. You get banned again and i take the hill
My Hill