I cut off the power to your house and destroy your computer then undo your hacking Then I take the hill My Hill
I walk through the lush forests to find a small hill with a house on it. I look around only to find the power has been cut from the outside, through the window I see what looks like could only be described as a smashed computer. I bring the remains of the computer to the e-waste recycling center to make sure it was properly disposed of. I then swing by the local town hall to inquire about the status of the cabin on the hill. Turns out it had been claimed by the town in lieu of back taxes, they were willing to sell it to me if I was willing to pay the back taxes and ensure the taxes were kept current. I quickly agreed and handed over the cash. I returned to the house and began to sweep the floor and tidy up. I then looked out from the porch and thought to myself... My Hill
I offer wynd 2,000,000$ for his house and he accepts. We fill out the appropriate paperwork and the house becomes mine I then plant an apple tree with a birdhouse and bird feeder in it. My Hill
As commander of the Vampires, I send 100 to man the hill and take over the small cabin with the tree and bird house. They quickly find and kill Rohen, brandonlk, and coolgi3000 as sacrifice them to Lilith. As commander, I rule all territory claimed by my army. My army claimed the kill, therefore, My hill.
I give Lilith a red poppy flower and instead of eating me she gives me the ability to turn into a bat. So brandonlk and I fly away and land in a tree while Rohen is eaten by Lilith. Stil your HILL but Rohen is in Lilths stomach.
A box of ghost pepper, disguised as candies, is delivered by a cloaked player to Lilith. Being from hell, she likes everything hot and soon empties the box. Outcome? RIP Rohen Still your hill
I input the konami code using some keyboard and go back in time in order to kill TheVampiricT before he becomes a vampire and burn his corpse. I succeed, but as I wouldn't kill him if he hadn't became a vampire, the unuverse restarts. For some reason it's the ancient era and I appear in Rome. I have a lot of gold, so I buy a hill. My hill.
You become such an influence in Rome that you take on the name of Julius Ceaser. Some stuff happens then you get stabbed 23 times by your friends and die. The end. Oh and I inherit the hill from you. MY HILL
It is found in my will that if anything ever happens to me I want my belongings to go to that bird that I see outside my window every day. brandonlk's HILL
Uh, but of course Ehh.... I take the form of a common avian and sit in a tree, waiting for the sun to rise, waiting for the most random of circumstances to somehow change the "hills" owner (ablit in a different tree to avoid the ANGRY MOB n ' stuff)
