King of the hill forum game

For some reason sanndy decided to use a small handheld magnifying glass to kill the ants with. It takes him many hours of focusing light carefully before he finally looks up triumphant... to see that he is less than 1% through all of the ants. But he is determined that he will not rest until all of the ants are dead... 3 days later he is dead from dehydration.

I put on some ant repellent and claim the hill

My Hill
(Oh and Rohen's showel hill I guess)

 

A thunderstorm engulfs the hill where I lay in freez-dried form. Voila! I'm back to life! Suddenly, a bolt of lightning strikes the ground in front of me and a towering tripod rises from it. I use the terrible death machine to level both the hills, then use its long arms to make an even bigger one. Then I park the tripod on top of the hill and take a nap.
My Hill

 

I attempt to create a logic machine to prevent illogical statements from Rohen but because the machine itself is illogical it just makes a black hole... an Illogicaly-Logical one.
Logic Paradox Holes' Hill

 

I use a mining turtle to bypass his claim and to mine the hill away. I move it to an unknown location

My hill.

 

as i wake up from my rest in the nearby tree that i perch in, i realise the hill is gone and i wonder where it has gone

 

I destroy the universe because godmoving is still allowed.

Nonexistent hill.

 

I recreate the universe because I'm Rohen's opposite. (In this thread atleast)
Then take the hill
My Hill

 

I take the hill from coolgi because reasons.
My hill.

 

I walk up to Rohen on the hill, push him off and take the hill. And he doesn't do anything to stop me because reasons.
My Hill

 

Because reasons....


.....
MY TREE

 

My hill because reason.

 

As I am God, of the simulation. I decide to undo all of this and destroy this simulation youre all in.I sleep on the hill i just created...the only thing here. my hill.

My hill

 

I delete system32 from your computer and put a file that makes it crash in the startup folder in case you were trying to fix it.
Did I mention that I sent copies of myself to the router and infected everything?
My world!

 

I shut off the power
NOBODIES HILL
(well not that one atleast)

 

With all the static energy caught in my fur, I spark the generator and it works again.

MY HILL

 

Hmm I think that would just make it Rohen's hill again...
I delete Rohen and all his programs then restore the real world with the hill in it and give it to jitrid cus why not.
Now Jitrid's Hill

 

I as the creator of the simulation, of the simulation , of the simulation running a simulation. I wipe everyones mind of the hill and move the hill to another universe.

My hill

 

I am now in the real world for some reason.
I turn ghoststeam's simulation off.
Nonexistent hill.

 

The universe you go to is one where this post never took place:

As a result I have my infinity empire back as well as my armor and tools
And since I'm not running one of those oppressive tyrannical governments I allow you to keep the Hill.
GHOST'S HILL still
Oh and now all the simulation BS is over thanks to Rohen

 

I reset everything.
Everyone has nothing.

Noones hill. Come claim it