King of the Bunker

Similar to the "My Hill" forum game, but instead of a hill, its a bunker.
1. Must be logical
2. Cannot involve dimensional transport or time travel or any of that nonsense
3. Potato is not valid
4. you must take it from the previous poster.
5. Post must end in "My Bunker"
6. No doublepost.
TWIST: You can only use methods from WWII to take it.


I Walk into the bunker and call it my own


My Bunker

 

I toss in a smoke grenade and come in blazing with an MP 40 sub-machine gun. You flee for your life with several injuries.


My Bunker!

 

i gather 2 more soldiers and come in m16's blazing

MY BUNKER

 

I come to the bunker and burn CatArcher and his 2 soldiers using flamethrower.

My Bunker

 

I don on a mask and flood the bunker with mustard gas
My Bunker

 

I call perm dibs. Cant steal from a perm dibs

My bunker

 

Potato.
???

 

I don body armor and drag you out of the bunker. The bunker door locks behind you.


Mah Bunker

 

I hijack a b-24 and drop a bunker buster on the bunker.
WHAT BUNKER?!

 

Rese... Wrong thread.

I claim an empty bunker.
My bunker.

 

I hijack another b-24 and drop another bunker buster on the bunker.
WHAT BUNKER?!

 

How to confuse the hell out of BBCode working 2017

 

???!!!

 

No

 

I claim the ruins of the bunker

My blown-up bunker

 

I dig another bunker under the ruins of the other and hid the entrance.

My hidden bunker

 

i dig down and grenade it with that new information

Mai Bunker

 

Using the time in which you all are distracted squabbling over current bunkers, I dig out an elaborate maze of trenches along with many squadrons of army men, and within this maze MIGHT be a bunker, but you cannot be sure, either way, a bunker has been created somewhere ,and is very well hidden.

My. Bunker. M8s

 

As you clearly think your bunker is something special, you see me rollin' in with a Sd.Kfz.251/20D equipped with the finest german infra-red laser sight (you hatin'). So now that I've picked up your trace and you simply camp in there I bring a Sturmpanzer VI Sturmtiger around. Can't tell me that your bunker can resist those 350kg heavy shells filled with 125kg of pure gunpowder... tbey simply evaporate the dirt covering your bunker and start eating its walls. As your bunker slowly decays I begin capturing all of the bunkers by suppressing them with the artillery fire of the Sd.Kfz. 4/1 Panzerwerfer 42. After that I've trained the finest soldiers of the Oberkommando to simply take out everyone in the bunkers. I fortify one of the bunkers with 4 Flak 8,8; A few Snipers equipped with some fine Karabiner98/kurz; Mg42's to cover every inch of perimeter around the bunker and some Sd.Kfz 250/7 to assist in some mortarfire incase infantry attacks. In some hidden places I deployed some PaK 40's to bust through steel. I've set up three patrols of 3 Panthers, 20 Grenadier's and 4 Snipers each to alert me about hostile activities. Lastly I drive my Sd.Kfz.251/20D over to spy on you and roll over the Sturmtiger into my garage.
Challenge me, senpai!

btw, b20's are easy food for the Bf109/E's patrolling in the air now.

 

erm...... i own the orig bunker, so still
MY BUNKER