Corrupt-A-Wish

granted, but it is full of viruses.
i wish for a game to keep me entertained for long periods of time

 

Granted but its filled with game breaking bugs

 

Wish granted, but the computer is an academic supercomputer that doesn't even have a good user-friendly OS for it.

I wish I could has some garlic bread
I wish for google to finally fix YouTube instead of making things worse again.

 

wish granted but only for 1 pico-second

i wish i had a life

 

Granted but you died a horrible death with no one loving you
i wish i had a cow

 

Wish granted, but it's dead and it isn't even the entire cow.

I wish I existed.

 

Granted, but existing for too long at a time causes you great pain, which due to your newfound existence you now feel.
I wish people would stop stepping on friendly sneks!

 

Wish granted, now they shoot friendly sneks.

I wish I had some paper.

 

Wish granted, but the paper has been written on

I wish google plus didn't exist

 

Wish granted, but Myspace was revived in its place.

I wish Miiverse wasn't shutting down

 

granted but it cost 100 dollars a day to use
i wish i could shap shift

 

Wish granted, but... Shap - Wikipedia

I wish anime never existed.

 

the heck does shap do in that circumstance?

 

oh im a derp
granted but its replaced with the non pg cousin of it
i wish i had school today

 

Wish granted, but you get killed by a truck while walking towards the school building.

I wish all nukes North Korea has mysteriously diasppeared.

 

granted but trump became omcipresent
i wish i had the power to dream

 

Wish granted but Trump is in all of your dreams
I wish Rohen could stop deleting everything on "king of the hill"

 

Wish granted, but the thread dies.
I wish accio armor in PO2 didn't requiere Erebus ingredients.

 

Wish granted, but you need to get your player death count up to 1 million before you can craft it.
I wish we had a "Dude, Wheres My Block" server.