I'm sure this topic had a point at some point. It is now about cake. I like a black forest cake.. your move.
Delete system32 and leave the machine with cheese.exe to die a slow and horribly painful death. (edit: Wow i'm delayed!)
Going to turn him into a bug. Put that bug in a box, put that box in another box. Ship it to myself and smash it with a hammer!
Don’t forget the burn to ashes then put the ashes in a box then put the box in another box and smash it. Rinse and repeat.