Genies!

If you had 3 wishes from a genie what would you wish for? and there are rules
Rule 1: No wishing for no wishes.
Rule 2: No wishing for someone to fall in love with you.
Rule 3: No wishing for the dead to back to life.

For my first wish i would wish for that there were no rules for wishing, then for my second wish will for an infinite mount of wishes

 

im a simple man; id wish that no matter what, I had legal cash money in my pocket for what ever I WANTED to buy( and I mean if I saw a 10'000$ car in a lot I liked I would be able to walk up and hand the guy a roll of cash for it.)... after that id wish for the power to have any power from any anime just by thinking about it ( cause we all have those days when a spirit bomb would solve so many problems...) and last wish would go to freeing the guy, on the condition that no one could ever make a wish that would disrupt any of my wishes in any way.( protects him and me so win win)

 

Wishing for no wishes would mean that wish didn't happen. Meaning you still have wishes... Wish Paradox?

 

i wish that my next ten thousand wishes come true, i broke your first rule and still got the wishes!

 

If you break a rule that wish doesnt come true XD

 

i didn't break no rules, beat it,

 

nu i beat it first!

 

usually the first rule implies you cannot directly or indirectly by any means gain more wishes meaning both you and @chugga_fan just wasted wishes

 

i technically did not break the rules, as i did not wish for them, i wished that my next ones applied,

 

incorrect, you are indirectly gaining more wishes, 10,000 infact

 

it did not imply anything, therefore i won,

 

As you are gaining wishes. It would still being wishing for wishes. Therefore you are breaking the rules

 

Screw wishing for more wishes. I'll wish for more genies!

 

And thats how you do it

 

Rule 1. You can only have a maximum of 3 wishes granted throughout your entire existence, regardless of where they come from.
Rule 2. You cannot make any additional wishes by proxy (e.g. convince someone else to make a wish on your behalf).
Rule 3. Overly complex wishes or wishes with multiple different parts are not permitted.
Rule 4. You cannot use a wish in any way that would circumvent these rules, and attempting to do so invalidates all your wishes.

There you go, find a loophole in that!

Anyway my 3 wishes would be for what I consider to be the 3 most useful superpowers:
1. The power to effortlessly understand, interface with and control any technology with my mind.
2. The power to revert my all or part of my body to an earlier temporal state at will.
3. The power to instantly teleport myself and anything I choose to take with me to any location I've either been to before or can clearly picture.

 

i wish that the rest of the wishes on this page are only to be used in some way or another for the betterment of someone above them on this page, loophole exploited,

 

wrong, and now that we have decent rules here are mine:

1. ability to turn energy into matter and back (no understanding of the object needed)
   
2. ability to artificially reproduce quantum events at will (no understanding of the object(s)/physics needed)
   
3. ability to modify matter on a scale from sub-atomic(down to quarks/leptons) up to a cubic zetameter (no understanding of the object(s) needed)

 

At some point we will come to this one rule: You don't get any wishes. Go away now.

 

So I cant DIRECTLY wish for them? Alright then.
1.I wish that I can wish for more wishes? ( I think that works)
2.I wish for a better bloomin internet and no bills.
3.I wish for free all I can eat food (More than likely will either be Chinese or Pizza)

 

cant indirectly either