Genies!

Read the rules, as all of those are invalid

 

@chaosblad3's rules are the ones we have been following

 

Still breaking rules

 

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Fine, i wish for wishes that would allow me to wish upon myself wishes that can circumvent man-made rules,

 

It isn't a man-made rule, it is a genie made rule and the genie who is granting the wish is an intelligent being capable of judging whether a wish is being made in an attempt to break the rules or not, so for once again trying to cheat the system your genie just disappeared in a puff of smoke after flipping you off!

Kinda tempted to use one of my wishes to have your forum post count reset to zero just for tehlulz

 

Technically you are a man therefore i have not broken any rule

 

I didn't make the rules, the genie told me to post them on its behalf!

 

Kappa indicates sarcasm therefore i am correct

 

Well of course it's sarcasm, genies don't really exist do they‽

Still for the purposes of this hypothetical thread the rules I posted were made by the genie that is granting the wishes, and that genie can refuse to grant any wish that it feels goes against the rules, so if you try to use a wish to break the rules then the genie will tell you to take a hike.

 

Technically if i wished myself to be god i would not be breaking the rules though...

 

1) I would wish that the people closest to me (family and close friends) had enough money to live comfortably. (No need to have more money than you can spend, you can't take it with you afterall.)

2) I would wish that my children could grow up in a world free of the nastiness that has been caused by generations of abuse to the planet earth.

3) I would wish that the veterans here in the US were taken care of the way that they deserve. (Although I never served myself I have seen many soldiers fail to get the care that they deserve when they return home.)

 

I would wish for fairies from FOP

 

FOP?

 

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