King of the hill forum game

uses a command block, putting GGothic on a /kill loop

i steal the hill while nobodies looking
mine

 

lets make this a 100 page game, (retail server inside joke for an MMORPG downtime thread)

breaks the redstone for the command block and edits it to spawn withers that agro to doctemanation with invicibility 1

my hill

 

I'm so happy that this game is alive again

Modifys the withers files so they do infinite damage per shot and bypass draconic armors armor penetration resistance. And make them agro everyone but me.
"Whose a good wither guard dog?"
MyHill

 

creates a virus that boots everyone except me from the server, my hill, forever.... also prevents you from editing the files by writing directly to the BIOS startup calls to require it

 

goes into the BIOS startup call to re-route the virus protocols and makes it 10x stronger and ends in chuggas pc so i can take the hill

My Hill

 

continues to point out that you would have to manually edit the harddrive with a magnetic needle and a steady hand, meaning that you are more than likely to flip the wrong bit, as you do, and your computer no longer boots, my hill

 

Contacts the dedicated hosting company and reports Chugga for ToS breach and has the hill rolled back. Re install mcbans and takes over the hill.

My hill.

 

Ha, hosted from personal servers, My Hill

 

I report you to mojang for Eula non compliance because of the way you handle micro transactions. We move the hill back to my server.

My hill.

 

I move the server to a different IP address on the IPv6 scale, still my hill, and you still can't log in

 

Mojang takes you to court for failure to comply. They force you to take down the server. I transfer the hill to my server, and use grief protection on it.

 

consistently reminds you that you need a massive amount of effort to sue multinationally, then does what pirate bay did

 

Calls friends in cia and has Chugga arrested/taken captive, then transfers all databases and computers to secret government bunker.
My hill.

 

Transfers server files over to friends who live abroad, and before getting arrested puts magnets to the harddrives after ripping open the cases
My, Hill

 

Bans chugga.

My hill.

 

Pre-Prevented the ban by you not being able to log on
Continues to hold the hill, my hill

 

Convinces SirWill to give snowfoxs console. Chugga is banned. I then convince SirWill to revoke snows access. I put my flag on the hill and sip lemonade. My hill.

 

Reminds you that you still can't log on, my hill because it is left unclaimed

 

therefore i take the hill while they are fighting
My hill

 

Goes to the physical location of the server, replaces it with a duplicate system and runs away with the original server and plays happily forever.
My Hill.