Wish granted ... but she already was .... right ElectricLemonade? I wish this thread would die already
Wish not granted. I wish foranother wish that summons lemons that go into a machine that makes lemonade
Wish granted but you have to make it... All of it. I wish for exactly 1 metric ton of lemons for @ContinuedAsh Also the thread did die but I resurrected it.
Wish granted, but with the recent European upheaval, 1 metric ton has been redefine to be the equivalent of 1 micro ounce. I wish for every country to have to use the Imperial System of measurements Only, while the US changes to Metric out of spite.
Wish granted, but nobody changed the conversion factors and measurements so your Pokemon Go GPS is now hopelessly inaccurate and you can't catch any more Pokemons. While you were walking on the street trying to figure out how to fix your Pokemon Go, you were hit by a car traveling at 65 m/s (since the speed limit signs didn't change, equivalent to 145 mi/h) and ended up a scattering of assorted body parts. I wish people would use proper capitalization and spelling.
Wish granted, you die of a heat stroke as the genius who granted wishes twisted off the knob on the global thermostat. I wish for a flying pig.
Wish granted, but the pig only ever flies over your head and continually defecates on you, much as a pigeon does. I wish I win the build competition.
Wish granted but its on a technicality and noone respects u for it and u get no prize I wish i had a cup of coffee (even tho i don't like coffee)
Wish granted; however as you drink your coffee you realize it has 15g of caffeine in it (to stimulate you more!), which is equivalent to around 100x the usual dose. You end up in the hospital with your stomach being pumped, since caffeine is toxic in such large doses. I wish I were a logician.
Wish granted, while waiting at a railway crossing you think about the train so it hits you full in the, well, whole body actually. I wish no item was banned on infinity.
Wish granted, but now all the banned items that can bypass protections are used in a wide-spread server grief. I wish big reactors didn't lag out my island.
Wish granted but ur computer breaks so u cant use it. i wish every server had the dirt to diamonds mod installed and only i know about it (somehow)
Wish granted but the nod is messed up and turns diamonds to dirt instead I wish @johnfg12 would push the hypo update already
Wish granted but my friend tractoid joins... (its a long story) I wish trac would stop breaking servers
Wish granted now it's @kindlich breaking things I wish John would stop blaming me for things I didn't break[DOUBLEPOST=1470328161][/DOUBLEPOST]Well ninjad but it works
Wish granted. Noone can say "suck" untill you'll be 50 years old. I wish to win the building competition
