Soo i was poking around the huge web of websites And i found this Spoiler: The Religion Text Our lord and saviour Gaben. IN THE BEGINNING: THERE WAS ONLY GABEN ON THE FIRST DAY HE FOUNDED VALVE WITH HIS JESUS: ROBIN WALKER ON THE SECOND DAY HE CREATED HALF LIFE. ON THE THIRD DAY HE ALREADY HAD FOLLOWERS AND THE PEOPLE AT GEARBOX MADE EXPANSIONS. GABEN WAS PLEASED. ON THE FOURTH DAY GABEN MADE TEAM FORTRESS WITH SOME OF HIS FOLLOWERS, OTHER SOURCES SAY THAT THE FOLLOWERS ONLY MADE IT BUT THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A LIE. ON THE FIFTH DAY HE CREATED HALF LIFE 2. MORTALS HAVE PLAYED THE GAME AND MADE MODIFICATIONS. THUS THE SOURCE ENGINE VERSIONS OF COUNTER STRIKE AND DAY OF DEFEAT WERE RELEASED. AFTER SEVERAL VALVE HOURS, GABEN HAS GAVE BIRTH TO HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE ONE. ON THE SIXTH DAY HE MADE TEAM FORTRESS 2 AND PORTAL AND THE LONG AWAITED HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE 2. PORTAL 2 CAME OUT JUST BEFORE VALVE MIDNIGHT. NOW WE WAIT. ON THE SEVENTH DAY HE RESTED AND ATE CHEESEBURGERS AND FRIES AND DRANK EVERY SOFT DRINK THERE IS. HE ALSO HAD FRIED CHICKEN. BUT THEN HE RESTED AS HE WATCHED MONEY FLOW IN. The story of GORDON FREEMAN. In the days of ancient, there was a prophecy. In which the savior of vidya would come and deliver us from bad vidya. Robin Walker stepped forth to Gordon Freeman's mother and told her that she would deliver the savior of vidya. She did not like the idea but she rolled with it. EA heard about this from 3 wise vidya companies and bought them out. However the developers left shortly thereafter. But it was too late because Gordon Freeman was born and is now delivering us from bad vidya. Years pass and so Gordon decided to preach the good word. He gathered 12 disciples and decided to teach them the word of GABEN. But soon that dick Breen told EA and killed Gordon. But they can't kill Gordon because he respawned afterwards and noclipped into the sky. He proclaimed that everyone would be saved from bad vidya and noclipped out of the skybox. That hacker. The story of the Vidyacalypse When the Vidyacalypse comes is when all Vidya that has been released during the year is complete and utter shit. Where Vidya sales are at an all time low. Where Neckbeards run with their weeaboo shit/pony shit and become the 99%. It is then when Gaben will release Half Life 3 in the year XXXX to save us all from the hell on earth we will experience. Half Life 3 will deliver us all from evil and take us to a land where good vidya is abundant. But not without EA and his pet Origin killing those who are too sinful and luring people with temptations that we must resist. We must remember to pray to Gaben everyday so we do not get killed in the coming vidyacalypse. Our Saviah Of Vidya Gaben has come to rid the world of shitty vidya and anti-vidya. If we get 2000 Members, Gabenism is considered a religion. Praise Gaben. Gaben Spoiler: Posted From Steam Community :: Group :: Church of Gaben And found a other magical website Spoiler: The Magical Website PRAISE LORD GABEN!
Gaben is our lord and saviour anyways. No matter how much we fall and fail, he will come and redeem us.
I figure I'm just too old to understand. I dont keep up with meme's MAGfest next weekend, 4 days of VR, arcade machines and no work!! Probably be over 500 people in the lan room this year. Im not into the table top, card, nerd music or getting autographs, so its all gaming for me.
Gabe Newell is the CEO of Valve Corp. and praised by many users of the platform called Steam. I am one of them to hail to our lord and saviour, who gifted us gamers such a wonderful platform
