Which came first?

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  1. coolgi3000

    coolgi3000 Logician of the gods

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    The chicken or the egg?
     
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    ProZed Active Member

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    The dog
     
  3. __CBitt

    __CBitt kek

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    The chegg
     
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    bigbluu722 Well-Known Member

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    Doesn't make sense either way you look at it as you need a chicken for the egg, but you need an egg for the chicken, so therefore it's a paradox.
    -V
     
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  5. __CBitt

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    Well technically, the chicken evolved, therefore the egg comes first. It doesn't specify whether its a chicken egg or not.
     
  6. Mouro

    Mouro Well-Known Member

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    "Which came first: the chicken or the egg? The egg – laid by a bird that was not a chicken."
    Neil deGrasse Tyson, 2013

    You're welcome.
     
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  7. coolgi3000

    coolgi3000 Logician of the gods

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    Some people don't believe in evolution though they will always find some way to argue against it (just like flat earthers)
     
  8. Datsaltysnek

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    techannly the dinos came first then (long time later) we had birds (somehow the chicken was born) so techannly the egg led to the chicken that lays egg.. there end of discusion
     
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    It is flat! And on the backs of elephants. And they're standing on a turtle.
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    If you live on Sir Terry Pratchett's Discworld.

    There were also many different types of eggs before the chicken appeared.
     
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    tractoid Ex-Staff

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    just order both on eBay or amazon (different orders for each) and see which arrives first
     
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  11. __CBitt

    __CBitt kek

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    How the Earth is flat:
    Because it d
    This is why you are in the crazy section of Teamspeak <3
     
  12. what is the turtle standing on?
     
  13. __CBitt

    __CBitt kek

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    Magic
     
  14. coolgi3000

    coolgi3000 Logician of the gods

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    We have to split the thaum!
     
  15. If the earth is flat, then man the oars and set the sail. I need a bit of rescuing from Davy Jones's locker!
     
  16. __CBitt

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    Greenback turtles are cool.
     
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    It doesnt stand on anything, it swims through space looking for other turtles to mate with!
     
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    coolgi3000 Logician of the gods

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    Wait, but earth isn't discworld, earth was created by the wizards of discworld to see how a round world would work out.
     
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  19. R ya confusing wizards with ultra intelligent multidimensional rats?
     

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