Quite old chap! I dare say I have a rather large appetite for a cup of tea with a delectable crumpet right about now! ... What does the Queen need saving from?
Evening chap I believe thy Queen needs saving from the pies...Darn those old evil muppets trying to steal our perfect crumpets and the Queen. Don't worry chap, we have more than enough for us.. and alot for left overs.
It's already burning I escape into a black hole and use interstellar-inspired tricks to erase Rohen from all timelines. Then I play guitar with the fabric of space and time, cuz why not?
The cosmic symphony (dibs on the band name), could only be heard by Rohen who was driven to madness and painful death-by-lawnmover because of the constant bombardment of his eardrums. Whilst in the black hole the fabric of sauce and time was starting to show signs of wear and tear, causing currently-unknown galactic disturbances (feel free to add to this idea)
Suddenly one of the strings we are playing on snaps. Due to the litterally infinite amount of tension that was on it, the string flys apart, traveling faster then the speed of light. We shrug and go back to playing unaware of the several galaxies we just obliterated. However, the string traveling at near infinite speeds and releasing infinite tension within the confines of the black hole, creates a second black hole inside the first one. This second black hole leads to another set of cosmic strings that manipulate the strings that manipulate the universe. But the force of the portal opening snaps one of those strings. That string breaking results in several other strings breaking in this black hole. And creating an ever growing chain reaction. Of the outside universe being obliterated while the inside of the black hole is being consumed by an infinite amount of black holes. The moral of the story? Who cares? There's no one left to learn it. Don't play with space strings! Oh and then there's a new Big Bang and the cycle begins anew. Several billion years pass and we are all born again on a new earth. "Hey look a hill!" This version of me thinks, "I'm gunna go build a small wooden house with a bed on it." My Hill
