King of the hill forum game

I resell all of the tea as "sweet tea" and turn a tidy profit, and buy my shack back.
My Hill

 

I send you the shack and build a tower on top of the hill.
My hill.

 

Tower Eh? Can i rent it off you so i can mess around with some wizarding potions

 

Yes you can.
I still own the hill.
Still my hill.

 

Aww now that an innocent bird is renting the tower I can't blow it up
I've been foiled... for now

 

Still my hill.

 

I'm not just a bird, i'm also a wizard, in other news i have made a potion that tastes like oranges and when thrown can summon an orange tree, not quite what i wanted but oranges are just as tasty as apples

 

Meh apples and oranges.

 

blows up tower and summons giant evil rubber ducky to defend hill
MY HILL

 

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Finds the Rubber ducky and pops it with a pin. Builds a Bedrock fortress with warded, runic, and death aura.

MY HILL

 

I send an army of bedrock golems (immune to death aura since they aren't alive) to destroy the fortress.
My hill (since I own the golems)

 

Conjures the Eldritch Warden under my control to destroy the golems. I rebuild a small tower with Bedrock and Void metal golems as the guards.

MY HILL

 

I am still the owner of the hill.

My hill.

 

there is now orange trees everywhere because the tower was filled with my orange tree potion

 

I place a hungry node on the tower and let it destroy it as well as everything that was guarding it. Then I put it back into a jar and build an aesthetic tower on the hill.
Still my hill.

 

Goes back to the tower after hungry node destruction and the rebuild, takes 9 bottled taint and throws them into the tower. I rush in kick you out and since the taint is mine.

MY HILL

 

Taint is owned by noone. A taintacle spawns and kills you.
Then I purify the hill with a silverwood tree, which kills the taintacle and other taint monsters. After the taint is gone and all monster remains are burned, I report your death to the emergency services and your body is taken to a morgue.
My hill.

 

um, well, atleast im not charged for the destruction of my rented tower since it was not my fault

 

still my hill

 

I remove the single brick that is keeping the tower structurally sound after the taint weakened and eroded it. The entire tower collapses. After casting a spell to seek out and destroy any sort of deed to the hill, I build a nice wizard tower with rooms for any magical needs you may have, for brandon to live in. At a lower cost of rent too!

My Hill