Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish granted. but you were doing it all wrong....
I wish to be Annoying





BTW. GoldenPalladion
This post became a whole lot popularer

 

Wish granted but it is only with forum notifications

I wish that a bottomless pit existed, for, reasons

 

Wish granted but entrance of the hole is closed pernamently.

I wish for a shiny pony!

 

Wish granted but tis a toy pony.

I wish I was famous.

 

Wish granted, now you are famous for being the youngest school shooter in the US to be placed on death row.

I wish I could learn how to lucid dream.

 

wish granted, but you only see the word lucid and lucid is being screamed at you n you go insane slowly and end up in a mental ward screaming lucid and then wake up and do just that.

I wish i had upvotes

 

Wish granted, but it is a like instead
I wish for feathers

 

Granted but they're completely bloody and torn up as they were ripped off a chicken.

I wish I had friends that liked me

 

Wish granted.
You have your left hemisphere, which now contains several conflicting sets of information about yourself, causing you to randomly change your behavior due to different sets of info activating.

I wish for a normal carrot, which disintegrates the moment anyone tries to eat it.

 

Wish granted, but it existing causes dreaming such as the dreaming in my other reply for all in a 10 mile radius

Edit: I wish that i would be better at

 

Wish granted, you have been made better at something. You dont know what though
I wish that my computer could just run things without needing specs

 

Wish granted but you can operate at 1 fps.

I wish for XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX monie

 

Wish granted, you were given X amount of money which is equal to 0.

I wish I had a life.

 

Wish granted but it's so miserably your only thought is to end it.

I wish for a wish that this wish cannot be corrupted.

 

Wish ungranted

I wish for a transmutation tablet

 

Wish granted but it only transmutes things to air.

I wish I was sane.

 

Wish granted. You are now sane, but also autistic.

I wish there were less flies in my house.

 

Wish granted but they are replaced by mosquitos.

I wish for being ruler of the world to straight things up for everyone's sake and world peace.

 

Wish granted, but you get shot by a leftist extremist for straighting things up. You don't die, but your rights lung is permanently damaged. Also the incompatible cultures fight each other, causing you to have to plan some things with the aid of great diplomats and strategists. You get angry during the meeting and start shouting. Your lung can't take it and collapses. You can't breathe and the nearest hospital is a few hundred kilometres away, because you are at Kilimanjaro, near the frontline of a three-sided war between the empire, rebels from southern Africa and rebels from northern Africa. You die by slowly suffocating while a random unit of paramedics tries to save you, but fails. The world goes into chaos and wars start everywhere.

I wish no country had a two-party system.

 

Wish granted, all countries are now ran by corrupt dictatorships, and humanity suffers overall.

I wish I was immune to all sicknesses and disease.