wish might have been granted, it'll just take a very long time to be granted. I wish time was quicker.
wish gra i wish Ajit Pai was thrown out of office (Edit: permanently) along with the rest of the FCC and Net Neutrality reinstated (Edit: Permanently)
Wish granted, Net Neutrality is implemented (it was never implemented in the first place, how can it be reinstated), the way the internet works changes, massive problems occur, and Netflix, which was the party respomsible for the manipulation and creation of public outrage, can now make more profit. I wish people weren't that easy to manipulate.
Wish granted, but people will never be able to comunitcate or understand you ever again I wish scare pewdiepie season 2 came out
Wish granted, you successfully outrun a cheetah for one second before running into a wall and breaking your legs. I wish I was the smartest person on Earth.
Wish granted, but you quickly find out that the best way for humanity to survive is to systematically cull 50% of the population on earth i wish that blue, was more blue (a bit like venta black is for black)
Wish granted, but they are broken (or however you call unusable socks). I wish I had an acceptable lobster.
Granted but it doesnt find you acceptable and will attempt to escape, even while dead I wish that i were the sharpest tool in the shed
Wish granted, the nuclear radiation hotspot on your balcony is stronger now. I wish I had radiation immunity.
Granted but because of your wish, your atoms are so close together that you can't move and eventually die of asphyxiation I wish that the hole in the satelite picture disapeared
