Five word thread! (StoryLine)

Threw at a tree which

 

killed a man. He then

 

Ran to the grocery store

 

to get some forbiden apples

 

and the Legendary Golden Orange...

 

to throw at chugga's base

 

Confiscating all tps abusing machines

 

and demolishing giant walrus tower

 

Of power, wisdom and truth

 

made of pepperoni mushroom pizza

 

Made by the world's greatest

 

Shop keeper on rollerskates with

 

Penny's pretty pink piggy bank

 

On sword art online server

 

Which was hosted by slind14

 

But will never be released

 

Because he's to busy with

 

Something we must not say

 

hiding inside of the orange

 

is the fabled key to