Corrupt-A-Wish

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  1. GoldenPalladium

    GoldenPalladium Honestly, I'm pretty much dead.

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    So, this is a fun game I picked up a little while ago. So, here's how it works.

    1. The first person (which will be me), will make a wish. This wish can be anything- as long as it's appropriate.
    2. The next person will corrupt it, making it something like a monkey's paw. You cannot just deny the wish. You must cleverly work around it. The person then makes another wish.
    3. The next person will follow suit.
    4. You get the point.

    If you need an example, here you go.
    Person 1: I wish I had a million dollars.

    Person 2: Wish granted. However, inflation increases to the point where that million dollars become worthless.
    I wish I had a new Xbox One.

    Person 3: Wish granted, but it'll immediately corrupt itself on startup, and there'll be no warranty.
    I wish I had the ability to persuade anyone.

    Person 4: ...

    So... let's get started, shall we?
     
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  2. GoldenPalladium

    GoldenPalladium Honestly, I'm pretty much dead.

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    I wish I was able to fly.
     
  3. julio1237878

    julio1237878 Game enthusiastic

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    Wish granted but you are not able to fly unless you buy a plane and it is pretty expensive
    I wish to have all ds and 3ds games
     
  4. GoldenPalladium

    GoldenPalladium Honestly, I'm pretty much dead.

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    Wish granted, but they're all pre-owned, and you can't delete their previous owners' progress.

    I wish I could learn how to speak a different language.
     
  5. julio1237878

    julio1237878 Game enthusiastic

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    Wish granted but it will take you months to learn the language

    I wish i was able to visit Japan

    Now to wait for more peps :p
     
  6. chaosblad3

    chaosblad3 Very Well-Known Member Patron Tier 1

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    Wish granted, you get to visit Japan, but due to a quarantine you never even get to leave the airport before having to go home again.

    I wish that my computer would always have the best available parts in it the moment they are released.
     
  7. Darkcrafter92

    Darkcrafter92 Well-Known Member

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    Wish granted, but they never seem to be compatible.

    I wish I could controll time.
     
  8. julio1237878

    julio1237878 Game enthusiastic

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    Wish granted, but you are only able to control time in seconds interval

    I wish i could go to space any time i want
     
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  9. GoldenPalladium

    GoldenPalladium Honestly, I'm pretty much dead.

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    Wish granted, but it's through teleportation, where only your body gets to go. Of course, this means you'll die from lack of oxygen.

    I wish I could afford a better house.[DOUBLEPOST=1444273411,1444273270][/DOUBLEPOST]I'm going to add a little addendum, that states you can't completely deny a wish. You must cleverly work around it. For example, for Darkcrafter's wish, you could say something like, "Wish granted, but you can only control time in second intervals.
     
  10. julio1237878

    julio1237878 Game enthusiastic

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    Wish granted but, but the house needs to be repair and it will take even more money to do so

    I wish i had the power to control dark matter and shape it in any way i want
     
  11. GoldenPalladium

    GoldenPalladium Honestly, I'm pretty much dead.

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    Wish granted, but dark matter is a theoretical substance and does not actually exist.

    I wish I could conjure up whatever food I wanted out of thin air.
     
  12. ItsNora_

    ItsNora_ Names not actually Noah Booster

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    Wish granted, but the food will be 2 weeks old max.

    I wish to have the girl of my dreams.
     
  13. GoldenPalladium

    GoldenPalladium Honestly, I'm pretty much dead.

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    Wish granted. However, it is a girl of your worst dreams. But, yay, you're not single. :D:p

    I wish I was famous.
     
  14. julio1237878

    julio1237878 Game enthusiastic

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    Wish granted however you are only recognize as a famous person by your family

    I wish i had my own pool
     
  15. GoldenPalladium

    GoldenPalladium Honestly, I'm pretty much dead.

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    Hmm... wish granted, but you're sitting in a pool of your own blood. Dark, I know.

    I wish I could get a nicer car for free.
     
  16. FlareArrow

    FlareArrow Well-Known Member

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    Wish granted, but it will never pass emissions tests, no matter how you try to fix it.

    I wish pajamas were acceptable business attire.
     
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  17. Darkcrafter92

    Darkcrafter92 Well-Known Member

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    Wish granted. But you need to sleep in a tux (or whatever you used to go to work with) as it now became the "pajama"

    I wish I never had to take care of myself (eat, drink, do sport...) (It did itself alone without needing anothing)
     
  18. DizzyRonson

    DizzyRonson Well-Known Member

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    Whish granted. But you would be stuck in a machine force feeding and electro stimulating you muscles. Then there is the waste probe:/

    I wish I could know everything on the internets:p
     
  19. chaosblad3

    chaosblad3 Very Well-Known Member Patron Tier 1

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    Wish granted, but the language centre of your brain was overwritten so you can now only speak in memes and other internet slang!

    I wish that I could change my hair to any color and style at will without having to dye it or wait for it to grow if I want it to be longer.
     
  20. Chetwynd

    Chetwynd Well-Known Member

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    Wish Granted, But your you have no control over the growing of your hair.

    I wish that I had Mp3 Player that autoupdated with all the latest songs.
     

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