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  1. Cocrafters

    Cocrafters Cocrafters

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    Lately I've been to a restaurant where they served fish, but the only thing they served that day, was
    Salmon-ella.
     
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    ZzConradzZ The Purple Cat

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    My Life.
     
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    chugga_fan ME 4M storage cell of knowledge, all the time

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    he was making a pun, just continue using puns lol
     
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    chugga_fan ME 4M storage cell of knowledge, all the time

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    eh, i'd say junior admin, but that's just me
     
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    Poor guys can't take a joke sad.
     
    iMikeChas, Dec 28, 2015
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    why do we never see trolls under bridges? :D guess and u get a carrot!
     
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    why did the chicken cross the road?
    to get to the other side ;)
     
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    Were do you find a dog with no legs?
    Right were you left it ;)
     
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    What is the biggest joke of all time?
    Your social life.
     
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    Why did the starfish get up in the middle of the night?

    It had to twinkle
     
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    I had a temp job at a nut house. There were literally tons and tons of nuts there, along with the crazies who ran the place.
    It was an almond processing factory.
     
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    Oh dear the puns,

    in any case, what never talks, eats, drinks or sleeps?

    just about anyone on a fallout or civ5 binge
     
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