Post your jokes here!

Lately I've been to a restaurant where they served fish, but the only thing they served that day, was
Salmon-ella.

 

My Life.

 

he was making a pun, just continue using puns lol

 

eh, i'd say junior admin, but that's just me

 

Poor guys can't take a joke sad.

 

why do we never see trolls under bridges? guess and u get a carrot!

 

why did the chicken cross the road?

Spoiler: answer

to get to the other side

 

Were do you find a dog with no legs?

Spoiler: Answer

Right were you left it

 

What is the biggest joke of all time?

Spoiler: Answer

Your social life.

 

Why did the starfish get up in the middle of the night?

Spoiler: answer

It had to twinkle

 

I had a temp job at a nut house. There were literally tons and tons of nuts there, along with the crazies who ran the place.

Spoiler

It was an almond processing factory.

 

Oh dear the puns,

in any case, what never talks, eats, drinks or sleeps?

Spoiler: answer

just about anyone on a fallout or civ5 binge

 

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