You are dead tho. Brandon was a human shapeshifter and therefore, he also dies. By reading the above sentence, brandon, you have caused yourself...
But you are dead too. Everyone who was not dead yet, except brandon, dies due to me going back in time and killing the first few mammals just...
Shrek Forever
Wait what. You die for no reason. My hill.
Kill Bill
Nanobots don't have souls. It turns out what you have done was just one of the many visions that were intended to torment you in...
Popsicle bike
My hill.
I am incorporeal so your nanobots cannot harm me, and my power over p̢̝̠̫͔̪̝̹̂̃̈͌̈͑u̘̻̬̯͒ͮ̈́̚͡r̨̲͚̟̠̮̣͙̼̅̈́͊ͬ̈͊ͬ͑ͧë̥͈̥̩̦̲̻̫́̾͡...
Serious Business
Cthulu gets poisoned due to being unable to metabolize caffeine and dies. My hill.
Pineapple pineapples
No you are not. My hill.
Pineapple pepperoni
Calzone-pineapple-soup pizza
I go to the hill and scare you away, as well as wound you, with my 2.7mm Kolibri Car Pistol. My hill.
Cold hams
Stranger hugs
You cannot kill nukes. Willow dies to radiation. My hill.
Cellular mitochondria
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