Departed - Coming Soon to a SpawnTown Near You!

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  1. The_Icy_One

    The_Icy_One Procrastinates by doing work

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    Automatic Tinker's Construct Smeltery!
    Is your furnace's lack of utility getting you down? Fear not, for IcyCorp has just the thing for you! The latest in IcyCorp technology, this smeltery automatically fills and empties into your selection of casts or a block! And for those technical types among you, there is a manual mode as well! Just add lava and ores and you can smelt away to your heart's content!
    IcyCorp accepts no responsibility for loss of life in the smeltery. The blood is also nothing to do with us. Or the people who knew too much.


    FREE Penguins!
    That's right, completely free feathered friends in a box near spawn! For the cost of just 6 creation, get your very own penguin to cuddle at night! Or do other things. We won't judge.
    Other things includes fighting and target practice. Warranty not valid under any other use.

    Top of the Line Transportation!
    Yes, you too can use the SpawnDerGround underground cart system to access the IcyCorp SpawnFarm! The SpawnDerGround comes with the full IcyCorp safety guarantee, so you can travel safe!
    The IcyCorp safety guarantee does not apply to injury or loss of life as a result of IcyCorp products.


    Botania Recharge Station!
    The best magical box you could ever wish for, just drop in your tablet and let it charge! The IcyCorp SpawnCharger is always full of mana and ready to fill you up!
    Contact with liquid mana may cause minor injuries or death.


    And Much More!
    This is just a small portion of the amazing IcyCorp products coming very soon to Your SpawnTown!
    Here, 'soon' denotes any time between now and the release date of Half-Life 3. Products provided may differ from those advertised or lack fundamental existential qualities. IcyCorp admits that it does not quite understand the previous statement either, but it still stands.
     
    Last edited: May 30, 2015
  2. The_Icy_One

    The_Icy_One Procrastinates by doing work

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    Just to note, if there are any issues with me building any of these things for spawn, just tell me here :3
     
  3. night3y3s

    night3y3s chaotic constructor

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    I somehow feel offended by your attempts to help new players.
     
  4. The_Icy_One

    The_Icy_One Procrastinates by doing work

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    Don't you worry, Night! An IcyCorp Customer Satisfaction team has been dispatched to your location to take away all of your worries forever!
     
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  5. jackripper0987

    jackripper0987 New Member

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    Tell me more about how to get these penguins
     
  6. The_Icy_One

    The_Icy_One Procrastinates by doing work

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    A fine request, young consumer! The IcyCorp Cuddles&More Penguins can be found in your nearest IcyCorp Cuddles&More Penguin Receptacle! It looks like your nearest one is just outside spawn!
     
  7. dystrophe

    dystrophe Well-Known Member

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    I have full intent to improve spawn as well someday (as far as I know it still needs lit up as well, Long as it's an improvement I don't think mym staff will care
     
  8. MrSquidward_

    MrSquidward_ Well-Known Member

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    But there is 50% of it getting griefed
     
  9. The_Icy_One

    The_Icy_One Procrastinates by doing work

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    It's mostly a thing of not wanting SpawnTown to be too powerful :3[DOUBLEPOST=1432981628][/DOUBLEPOST]
    I haven't noticed much griefing while I've been here. The only explosive damage, for example, was from me levelling an area for the IcyCorp HQ.
     
  10. dystrophe

    dystrophe Well-Known Member

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    I just want it to be semi safe, nothing so frustrating as longing in for the first time and being brutilized again and again by things too tough for a newbie to kill

    Funny how many seem to ignore the (no grief no raid rule)
     
  11. The_Icy_One

    The_Icy_One Procrastinates by doing work

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    Well, if you wish to assist with IcyCorp's vision of a brighter spawntown, we would love to have you on board!
     
  12. Chetwynd

    Chetwynd Well-Known Member

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    Sounds good :)
     

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