King of the hill forum game

*whips out nuke* LETS DO THIS
My hill[DOUBLEPOST=1492336367][/DOUBLEPOST]there is no longer a hill

 

I walk to an empty hill and build a giant citadel without a bed.
My hill.

 

i use the power of black magic and the power of the plot to take over the citadel and sparta kick ya into a deep dark hole inside a another hole and throw away the key
my hill

 

I free myself and take back the hill.
My hill.

 

*pets birds thrown at me*

 

I unleash a terrible bio-enginnered disease that i am innatetly immune to unto this world
MY HILL

 

not to De-bunk your whole "unbreakable bunker with a million years of food in it" thing, but where are you storing 1 million years of supplies without it going rotten/off/ETC


EDIT: some birds peck at the remains of alfiealfie and gain the immunity of the diseases and therefore i gain the immunity because of the whole i gain any powers any bird has ETC

 

I whip out my awakened icorium pickj and get to work on your bedrock shelter
MY HILL

 

I use a draconic fusion reactor! NO HILL!

 

i shoot beta with a bow and arrow and throw the body into a pit of universal acid
my hill
i also take the birb on thy tree as my own
my hill and my birb

 

i cook the birb and throw exploding un's at the hill
MY HILL

 

Its my hill for no reason. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My hill.

 

i mourn the passing of some innocent birbs whilst perched on my tree

 

*yaaaawwwwnnnn*
It's too early to go into logicalities and overthought plans with little to no loopholes that Rohen will just BS through illogically anyway
I walk up to Rohen and shoot him in the head with a revolver then sit down and eat breakfast on the hill.
My *yawn* Hill

 

i join coolgi3000 for breakfast with some freshly laid eggs

 

The bullet does no harm to me, so I claim the hill is still mine.
My hill.