i use the power of black magic and the power of the plot to take over the citadel and sparta kick ya into a deep dark hole inside a another hole and throw away the key my hill
I use my black magic skills to break the seal that is keeping Rohen in the deep dark hole and inside another hole to bring him back to enslave him to do as I wish I then make Rohen put Datsaltysnek in the void and then I put an unbreakable seal on it. My Hill.
Well I'm already immortal so I cannot die. I blow up the hill and create a new one out of the remains of alfiealfie and build a nuclear fallout shelter underground that cannot be destroyed or unlocked as it has no door and it is made out of bedrock... It also has supplies to last 1 million years without needinng to go to the surface. The food is also stored in a void where it cannot go bad. My Hill.
not to De-bunk your whole "unbreakable bunker with a million years of food in it" thing, but where are you storing 1 million years of supplies without it going rotten/off/ETC EDIT: some birds peck at the remains of alfiealfie and gain the immunity of the diseases and therefore i gain the immunity because of the whole i gain any powers any bird has ETC
While chugga_fan uses his fusion reactor it creates a void and drags him into the void with it and so chugga is trapped forever and the hill remains. MY HILL!
i shoot beta with a bow and arrow and throw the body into a pit of universal acid my hill i also take the birb on thy tree as my own my hill and my birb
*yaaaawwwwnnnn* It's too early to go into logicalities and overthought plans with little to no loopholes that Rohen will just BS through illogically anyway I walk up to Rohen and shoot him in the head with a revolver then sit down and eat breakfast on the hill. My *yawn* Hill