Eh, more like the first one, it's hard to explain, i can turn into and out of any bird/avian at will and any other bird/avian will have a natural affiliation to me and will follow/fight n' stuff if i ask them to (much like a king? i guess but more liked? idk) *whistles happy tune* ^-^
I walk downstairs to find my pet sea turtle slowly waddling around the kitchen in a panic. I put him back in his tank and then notice the missing pie. "How cliche" I say aloud before baking another pie for myself.
When the slow, slow turtle puts down the pie on the windowsill, he notices a foul odor. The empty pie tray is now filled with cow*dung*pie! A bird which was sitting on a tree across the kitchen window faints because it's hypersensitive nose couldn't handle the smell.
-_- "hypersensitive nose" i'm still a bird i still have a terrible sense of smell, still though, it does stink
I turn around to see a pie dish full of cow excrement on the windowsill. Then I turn to the creeper that is trying to open the door to leave despite not having hands and say "that's Bull ****!" pointing at the pie dish. "Pun so intended!" Then I throw it away and make another pie.
I created a field of reset immunity around my plateau so I can go back to baking pies... want some pie? My Plateau
