King of the hill forum game

Eh, more like the first one, it's hard to explain, i can turn into and out of any bird/avian at will and any other bird/avian will have a natural affiliation to me and will follow/fight n' stuff if i ask them to (much like a king? i guess but more liked? idk)

*whistles happy tune* ^-^

 

I walk downstairs to find my pet sea turtle slowly waddling around the kitchen in a panic. I put him back in his tank and then notice the missing pie. "How cliche" I say aloud before baking another pie for myself.

 

When the slow, slow turtle puts down the pie on the windowsill, he notices a foul odor. The empty pie tray is now filled with cow*dung*pie!
A bird which was sitting on a tree across the kitchen window faints because it's hypersensitive nose couldn't handle the smell.

 

-_- "hypersensitive nose" i'm still a bird i still have a terrible sense of smell, still though, it does stink

 

What the frack is going on now

 

I turn around to see a pie dish full of cow excrement on the windowsill. Then I turn to the creeper that is trying to open the door to leave despite not having hands and say "that's Bull ****!" pointing at the pie dish. "Pun so intended!" Then I throw it away and make another pie.

 

Is that your personification of Google?

 

eh, yeah

 

Pretty accurate

 

Hugs everyone.
Our Hill

 

I reset everything.

 

but of course ;/

 

There can NEVER be a good ending! It's going to go on forever! MWHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!
Also my hill.

 

I created a field of reset immunity around my plateau so I can go back to baking pies... want some pie?

My Plateau

 

Pie ^-^

 

Morning chaps, Care for tea and crumpets?

I do say, they are rather Delicious

God save the queen.