King of the hill forum game

I summon a dragon.
The dragon claims the hill.
Good luck with that.

Dragon's hill.

 

since you never specified the size of the dragon, i put it inside a jar

 

Noone's hill.

I appeae at the hill.

My hill.

 

My Rhodoks return after a 33 day siege of Shariz, and reclaim the hill.

Kingdom of Rhodoks' hill.

 

I'm still there.

My hill.
[doublepost=1543585235][/doublepost]I'm still there.

My hill.

 

But so are my Rhodoks and

They push you off the hill

Into a conveniently located chasm

Kingdom of Rhodoks' hill.

 

I invert the chasm and after removing some dirt that was on top of me, I'm on top of a mountain that's way too high to be a hill. I therefore set up a tent and wait for further development of the situation.

 

My Rhodoks, staring in utter shock at the mountain that has appeared before them in place of the chasm, decide to make camp and proceed to question their very existence and wonder why they were created.

Kingdom? Of Rhodoks?? Hill????

 

Oops, must have hit a bit of space terbutaline, oh well, hope that didn’t cause too much damage on my back. Oh look a new mountian!
...
Meh, the hill has seen worse.

 

im jerked sideways as the tree on the side of the hill is now sticking out the side of the mountain..

my sideways tree

 

I make the Rhodoks consider the mountain a hill by spreading roumors of max relative height for something to be a hill being 20km.
My hill????

 

The Rhodoks, in their mass confusion, fight themselves, believing one another to be a Sarranid, letting the real Sarranids into the hill, and during the battle, you find yourself with one too many crossbow bolts in it...

Sarranid Sultanate's hill.

 

realising his loss king yaroglek calls for a feast

 

the vaegirs go to their lands for the feast

Sarranid Sultanate's Hill.

 

As I am ethereal, bolts pass through me without doing harm, only slowing down a little. The fact that some stop is an annoyance and it takes me an hour to get rid of them.

I somehow manage to get the pope to call a crusade.

Pope's hill, deus vult.

 

I tell the pope's troops that you are an unholy being

And somehow get Byzantine troops here and they take the hill while the Pope's troops attempt to slay you and fail

Eastern Roman Empire's hill.

 

due to the fact that we have moved back into feudal times i decide to wear my feathered cap. also i now have a banner with a raven on it
MY TREE

 

The pope performs an exorcism on the hill to try to get rid of Rohen.

 

I push brandon off the tree into angry protesters. My tree.

 

I make myself invisible and decide to fall back to considering my mountain a hill.
My hill??