But so are my Rhodoks and They push you off the hill Into a conveniently located chasm Kingdom of Rhodoks' hill.
I invert the chasm and after removing some dirt that was on top of me, I'm on top of a mountain that's way too high to be a hill. I therefore set up a tent and wait for further development of the situation.
My Rhodoks, staring in utter shock at the mountain that has appeared before them in place of the chasm, decide to make camp and proceed to question their very existence and wonder why they were created. Kingdom? Of Rhodoks?? Hill????
Oops, must have hit a bit of space terbutaline, oh well, hope that didn’t cause too much damage on my back. Oh look a new mountian! ... Meh, the hill has seen worse.
im jerked sideways as the tree on the side of the hill is now sticking out the side of the mountain.. my sideways tree
I make the Rhodoks consider the mountain a hill by spreading roumors of max relative height for something to be a hill being 20km. My hill????
The Rhodoks, in their mass confusion, fight themselves, believing one another to be a Sarranid, letting the real Sarranids into the hill, and during the battle, you find yourself with one too many crossbow bolts in it... Sarranid Sultanate's hill.
As I am ethereal, bolts pass through me without doing harm, only slowing down a little. The fact that some stop is an annoyance and it takes me an hour to get rid of them. I somehow manage to get the pope to call a crusade. Pope's hill, deus vult.
I tell the pope's troops that you are an unholy being And somehow get Byzantine troops here and they take the hill while the Pope's troops attempt to slay you and fail Eastern Roman Empire's hill.
due to the fact that we have moved back into feudal times i decide to wear my feathered cap. also i now have a banner with a raven on it MY TREE
