It cut udderly into my feelings as well.
I stopped for long enough for you all to let the guard down. Worked great!
:D Oh, the horror! What will the punishment be? 12 days of Puns?
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow. Hopefully it is not too game breaking.
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
It cracked me up as well.
Seagulls do not fly over bays for this one reason: they do not want to be bagels.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake? Baa, dumm, tsss.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin? It was all over the news today! It had excellent mussel memory.
A wise fish lectured others, "Keep your mouth shut and you’ll never get caught."
There are 5 cats on a boat and 1 jumps off. How many are left? Apparently zero because they were copy cats.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? A cross.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa.
Someone tried to attack me with milk and cheese. How dairy!
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