Wish granted, enjoy your stale bread with mould. I wish nuclear power was more popular.
and insane and insane
Wish granted. Everyone except cosmopolitans dies instantly. This causes humanity to die out due to today's people and enviroment being unfit for a...
Wish granted, North Korea conquers all of Earth and outlaws everything that does not serve North Korea. I wish I could code malvare.
Wish granted. You now know how to code in Basic, which is a useless skill that will get you nowhere. I wish I had an extra drive on my PC.
insanely alone
Wish granted. You are dead, your family buys an expensive coffin for money they earned by selling crystal meth to minors, although this doesn't...
Wish granted, you start using leaves of Sosnowsky's hogweed as wraps. The medical kind. I wish I had an empty CD.
Wish granted, but the space plane is completelly useless due too moving waaaaay too slow for space travel. I wish something entirelly useless...
Wish granted. Tires don't pop they deflate. You don't die this time. Your wish just does nothing. I wish my joints were invurenable to any and...
named Elliot
Wish granted, your landowner sells the house to a mafia boss due to the record that stated you rented it getting lost. The transaction goes...
Wish granted, you get shot in the head and due to being dead, you cannot get sick. I wish I had artistic skills.
Wish granted, but you get shot by a leftist extremist for straighting things up. You don't die, but your rights lung is permanently damaged. Also...
some Lord
Lord G.G.
Wish granted. You are now sane, but also autistic. I wish there were less flies in my house.
badd...*banned* Bad Meme
Java language
Wish granted. You have your left hemisphere, which now contains several conflicting sets of information about yourself, causing you to randomly...
Separate names with a comma.
