Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish granted but you have sewn up lips so you cant eat anymore and you die form starvation.

I wish I won 1.000.000.000 $ (or inherit)

 

Wish granted, but you also win free vacations from being free in a top secrets jail, because money were stolen from the Poland's president.

I wish for Poland goverment to undo the new amber laws.

 

Wish granted, the Poland government undoes the new amber laws,
Doesn't know what amber laws is, but guesses it has to do with the selling of amber
But Poland doesn't continue mining the amber

Wish: I wish I could explore the world freely

 

Where's your wish?

 

Wish granted, but you get into a wormhole leading into the center of a star...]

I wish to survive this day.

 

Wish granted but in order to survive the next, and the next, and so on, you have to post here to wish to survive that day too every single day

I wish my brain could sustain multiple levels of conscious thought at once.

 

Wish granted, you can sustain muiltiple levels of conscious thoughts at once, but you cant remember them soon after

I wish I could rule all of MyM and take over Chugga's place

 

Wish granted you can rule all of MyM and take Chugga's place, but you have to deal with SirStudMuffin.

I wish I could live in a MineCraft world. (Like be put into the game, ya know?)

 

Wish granted but Chugga gets to control you.

I wish I didn't forget to pour the milk before putting in cereal in a bowl.

 

Wish granted but then you realize you forgot to get milk.

I wish to Beable to think of wishes Easyer.

 

Wish granted, but your wishes will be bad wishes.

I wish school was longer (like day wise ex. 7:30-2:00 but 7:30-3:30 instead.)

 

Wish granted, but your brains fails you and you don't remember fundamentalne knowledge anymore, so you have to go to school.

I wish to get operator rights on mym (not like I'm a griefer or something)

 

Wish granted but very next second all MyM.net goes permanently shut down.

I wish for ability of manipulate time (e.g time slow so much everything will be like frozen in time, or speed travel like in Mass Effect using piezo reactors and manipulate age of objects and living thing)

 

Wish granted, but you can only do this when really near the sun (1 km).

 

Where's your wish?

 

Wish granted, no wish was fount, so I win, yay me!

Wish: I wish I had the power to corrupt

 

Wish granted, but you realise you had it the whole time.

I wish to be able to know if RealDragonEyes actually stolen stuff from Sanndy, or Sanndy just faked it.

 

Wish granted but you realise you stepped in a dog's excrement.

I wish I hadn't 1 million dollars.

 

Wish granted. Your account ballance is now -1000000$.

I wish to have exactly 4356787890567897866728937899029395180469264258302619026396940592016349219779202976296388653683$

 

Aliens took all that money to build new Death Star.

I wish for world peace.