Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish granted, but peace would mean war.

I wish I didn't existed.

 

Poof! Done, oh crap my cloning machine nooo!!! (There are 1.000.000 clones of your person in the world)

I wish for a bottle of cold tasty beer. (actually i'm drinking one but who wants more beer?)

 

Wish granted, but it it turns out that you're allergic to the beer.

I wish time zone differences weren't annoying.

 

Wish granted, sun time gets introduced instead of time zones and it's even more annoying and it causes USA to fall due to communication problems.

I wish to be able to create wormholes.

 

Wish granted, but only for 1 second.[DOUBLEPOST=1473498939][/DOUBLEPOST]I wish to teleport to Mars.

 

Wish granted, but ultraviolet kills you instantly.

I wish to be able to create wormholes forever.

 

Wish granted, but in the Alien Decade, 126487198, forever means a 2 seconds.

I wish Slovakia was popular.

 

Wish granted, but it stays at it's current popularity, because it's already quite popular.

I wish Poland was a democratic country.

 

Wish granted, but no one will support it.[DOUBLEPOST=1473505407][/DOUBLEPOST]I wish I had Rohen in soul vial.

 

Wish granted, but I escape and become a Herobrine-like entity.

I wish to be 100% unbannable.

 

Wish granted, but you will be kicked every time you join.

I wish we can ban staff.

 

Wish granted, but Lucid bans you for using the Wurst hacker client, and sends messages to all the Internet about your doings, and you are banner from the Internet. Forever. With no way to appeal or end bans without paying for unstable IP adress.

I wish I was unbannable, unkickable, didn't lost my unstable IP and being totally immune to anything that can counter this.

 

Wish granted, but all servers would end because servers won't want you.

(Note for corrupted wish: I will use VPN xD)

I wish everyone was able to edit post 1 time.

 

Wish granted, but look down.

I wish to be able to edit posta unlimited times!!!!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!11!11111111111010010101001

 

Wish granted, but you realise that was possible 12 tons of years ago.


I wish I had unlimited wishes.

 

Wish granted, but you had tchem all the time.

I wish to make total numer of bees on earth stop decreasing so drastically.

 

Wish granted, but they would start increasing in population drastically, causing world pain

I wish no one could grant my wish

Good luck

 

Wish granted, in new alien dictionary "granted" means "corrupted."

I wish to travel to Chernobyl.

 

Wish granted, but there was a nuclear bombing so you died.

I wish that I could remember anything I wanted

 

Wish granted, you need to poop every time you wanna remember something.

I wish a wish.