Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish granted, but you waste your wish on a spruce plank.

I wish to not be able to teleport everywhere.

 

Ohhh!! NOOO!! (Youre the only person that can teleport.

I wish 2 wishes.

 

Wish granted. You had unlimited wishes the whole time lol.

I wish to be able to tp to this earth-like planet near Proxima Centauri and back.

 

wish granted, but during the teleportation it was unclear where this planet is at, you got teleported to another planet and get lost in space not able to get back.

I wish to have more lifes at project ozone 2

 

Wish granted, but you use it very fast.

I wish 3 wishes.

 

Wish granted, because you had them from the begginng.

I wish for ppl to stop wishijg for wishes.

 

Wish granted, we don't wisj now.

I wish TWO wishes.

 

Wish granted, you ha... This is getting pretty annoying.
I wish for you to stop repeating yourself with those wishes. ._.

 

Wish Granted
However, you can no longer wish at all.

I wish for immortality

 

Wish granted, you live forever but don't stop aging(scary,huh?)
I wish for being unbannable.

 

Wish granted you can't be banned because you are already banned

I wish I had time to play minecraft

 

Wish granted, but you're stuck only playing MineCraft...no breaks.

I wish I could talk to someone at school without acting like a fool/weirdo.

 

Wish granted, you can talk to loony Lions without acting like a fool.(well, that's in relative term)
I wish for a chaos guardian as a pet.

 

Wish granted, it instantly destroys you and everything you have ever known and loved
I wish that sleep wasn't necessary

 

Wish granted, but now no one can sleep, which turns everyone into zombies.

I wish my Riflery team will win it's game tomorrow.

 

Wish granted, but I necropost.

I wish 1.

 

Wish granted... but you get 2

I wish for a more complaint Genie.

 

You assumed Genie gender... You regret that...

I wish hate for Trump is over, USA have Clinton or him for president, so they choose lesser evil and he did nothing wrong so far.

 

Wsih granted, but I is Me.

I wish 2.

 

You get 3 (cancers).

I wish i can use World Edit on all MyM servers.