Wish granted, you are crushed under the weight of everything I wish for lucid dreams (and thats not a pun)
Wish granted, but your dreams are so lucid, they start affecting your sleep patterns and waking life. As you go longer and longer with less and less sleep, the dreams become more and more terrifying. Your mental health starts to decline, until you reach a point where your mind is gone, and you are a drooling, babbling idiot. I wish for a new modpack.
Wish granted, but the modpack only has 12 mods and they are mainly client side I wish I could know everything about all major mods that exist.
Wish granted but its season one bart and you can never leave I wish I had an infinite source of chocolate
Wish granted but inflation... then currencey switches to something else so your coins are worthless... then those coins become illegal so you can't even sell them to collectors. I wish stress didn't exist...
Wish granted, now people will suffer irritable bowel movements whenever they are in a situation that would normally stress them, then enter an infinite cycle of bowel movements due to the stress that would normally be caused by it. I wish my wishes didn't get monkey pawed.
Wish granted but due to inflation they have switched currencies. I wish my wish will never have any negatives and that my wish shall be safe from any and all harm (including negative comebacks Oh also i wish i had a gaming computer
Wish granted, sadly you could only have one wish so by the power of this penny i found in someone else's wallet, Why would people keep pennies in their wallet? You got the best gaming computer money can buy, sadly it can only use windows 98 and your steam account was hacked. I wish I had an evil twin.
Wish granted, every particle of ash has regained its life and now screams eternally due to being in a current state of being... well ashes I wish my previous wish was granted
