Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish granted, but after you die, you get resurrected and forced to live for the end of eternity.

I wish I could have lactose.

 

Wish granted, but its virtual

I wish I can get a wish.

 

Wish granted, but you already had it.

I wish to get better internet.

 

But you must pay 2 kidneys for it - not worth

I wanna have a Doge aka Shiba Inu.

 

Wish granted but it uses its so doge much powers to very teleport away... wow

I wish I could ignore the laws of physics like doge

 

Wish granted, but you realise you heart doesn't beat.

I wish no one to grant my wish

 

Wish wish granted. We go back into time where you didn't make a wish.

I wish I could overthrow Slind as founder of MyM.

 

Wish granted, but your Minecraft premium status gets deleted by _jeb because of you being considered way too malicious for the whole MC community.

I wish Russia had no nukes.

 

Wish granted, but North Korea has them all instead


I wish wishes wish wish wishes wish wishes wishing wishes wish wishes wish wish which wish wishes wishing wishes wish wishes wish wishing wish wish wish wishing for wishes

 

Wish granted, but now you can say nothing except 'wish'
I wish chugga spams wishes. (hint: wish granted, but now everyone reports chugga when he spams wishes)

 

Wish granted, but instead of what you wanted a used called "ChUgGa SpAmS" wishes MyM to ban chugga.

I wish Republic of Belarus was actually independent.

 

Wish granted, but Russia invades the republic and it ceases to exist.

I wish I was an immortal turtle that doesn't have emotional needs.

 

Wish granted but you don't care about anything anymore.


I wish to create a device that can create stable wormholes.

 

Wish granted but they destabilize if you make the slightest mistake with the device (don't breath on It too hard )

I wish I had perfect recall

 

Wish granted, but now your brain is overflowed with useless pictures, driving out everything else. Ergo, you are in a vegetative state
I wish for flying shoes for my feet

 

Wish granted, but the shoes are cursed and try to commit suicide with you after you put them on.

I wish someone posted in the KOTH (King Of The Hill) thread.

 

(reading percy jackson, eh?)
Wish granted, but the post was off-topic
I wish Windows 10 would stop being a pain in the ***

 

Wish granted, but now it's a headache.

I wish North Korea never existed.

 

Wish granted, but now everyone from north Korea is living in your back garden.

I wish to be able to turn into and out of a bird at will, also control birds

 

Wish granted, but you can only turn into and control dodos. While you were practicing morphing into a dodo, a very hungry cat saw you and then you were just another extinct species.
I wish for thaumcraft 6 to get released today.