Corrupt-A-Wish

wish granted, but they have such a thick accent that you cant understand them.
i wish i had the SAAB Aero X

 

wish granted but it gives your gama radiation
I wish i had a car

 

Wish granted but your engine emits it's gas into the car itself.
I wish I could make a wish...

 

you jus di... wish granted
i wish i was an anime charater

 

xD

Wish granted, but your character gets brutally killed after 1 episode.
I wish somebody else other than me and MKX would make a wish

 

Wish granted, but...

I wish i had a car

 

Wish granted, but you have to drive it off the edge of a massive cliff...
I wish Donald Trump would quit his job today

 

Wish granted, but Hillary Clinton wins the election and then ban men from voting or having jobs that pay more than 2K$/month. Also protesting against the goverment is now illegal. Putin starts funding rebellions in the US.

I wish only smart people were allowed to be US presidents.

 

Wish granted but they corrupt to high heaven and are total d's.
i wish i had a job

 

Wish granted but you work in coal mine illegally and get paid only 1$/day.
I wish dass, ich nicht in Slowakei bin und dass niemand mir hier verstehen.

 

thats better then no job at all XD
wish granted you are now sweedish have fun o/.
I wish i had the power of batman

 

Wish granted but Batman has no powers.

I wish my car didn't need insurance to be legal to drive.

 

granted but you have to go through a death race (like the movie)
i wish i had healing powers

 

Wish granted but you can only heal people with minor injuries.
I wish people would accept me for who I am.

 

Wish granted but your really a starfish and not the cool one either.

I wish I had a better computer.


Datsaltysnek, loved that movie lol

 

wish granted but it has the a slow HHD and is loaded with bloatware oh you cant overclock it only replace parts
I wish i was a son of the sea

 

Wish granted. But you have 2800 brothers and sisters that are all better than you.

I wish i could be a dank maymay

 

Wish Granted, but every minute, this girl shouts at you in public.

I wish I'm a DC character

 

Wish granted but your a random powerless background character

I wish I had time in my life to apply for staff here.

 

Wish granted, application rejected
I wish for this ****** **** ***** headache to go away