Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish granted, but it was eaten by a dog. I wish i had a girlfriend.

 

granted but she puts you in a trillion dollars of debt have fun
i wish i had a years supply of hetap

 

Wish granted but you drink too much and die.
I wish there was grass on Sahara.

 

granted but you killed all the wildlife
i wish Gohan would actully do somthing in his life besides just stand on the side lines

 

Wish granted: he dies.

I wish for a wish,

 

granted but you forgot how to speak
i wish i had the power to smack people really hard

 

Wish granted, you go to jail.

I wish I could see radiation that is not visible light.

 

Wish granted, but you can now only see in a 1 meter radius, due to how straining this ability is.

I wish Gamecube games weren't so expensive

 

Wish granted, but the price of the Gamecube goes up and your Gamecube breaks.

I wish I had a wish.

 

Wish granted, but you said your wish to a Genie, and the wish is twisted until you need to use your third wish to undo the other 2.

I wish other people would reply here (wink)

 

granted but they all speak in latin
i wish i had a threakripper pc

 

Wish granted but it is actually a nuke

I wish for a dank meme

 

granted but its so bad your buried where the Atari ET games were buried
i wish i had a real pc

 

Wish granted, but it is an Atari.

I wish I could type in white text.

 

Wish granted but you couldn't


I wish AWOOGA BOOGA WOOGA BOOGA WOOGA BOOGA

 

Wish granted, but said wish does nothing.

I wish yellow.

 

Wish granted but it's orange

I wish gravity existed

 

Wish granted, but the wish does nothing 'cause it's already here.

I wish all of my posts on the internet that were made before 2016 were deleted.

 

Wish granted, but someone screenshot all of them and posted a thread with all of them in it

 

Wish granted, but wish=null.

I wish 1.13 adds something more than just worse textures.