Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish granted, but only in a game.

I wish competent centrist politicians existed.

 

granted but they have bad talking skills
i wish i had $1k

 

Wish granted, but in NUTSA there will be 99% tax and 1% goes back to me.

 

Wish granted, but you get arrested for theft.

I dishonestly wish not to get a wish.

 

Wish granted but you asked for a wish anyways.

I wish I was Admin.

 

Wish granted, but you can only say h*ck without censoring and nothing else.


I wish for someone to wish for me.

 

Wish granted, you wish that you never wished that someone wished for you.

I wish i had all the time of the world

 

granted but your alone
i wish i had a fish

 

Wish granted but the fish turned out to be rubber.

I wish I had skill in the games I play.

 

Wish granted but it is only in games that are really old
I wish that i was more decisive

 

Wish granted, but your decisiveness only applies to small unremarkable decisions, and not to any major life changing ones.

I wish for modded mc to become popular again

 

Wish granted, but the only pack available is «Dude, where’s my block!?».

I wish I had internet

 

Wish granted, but you have my old one which has a max speed of 50KbPS for 35£ a month

I wish i was not as forgetful

 

Wish granted, but you also gain the memories, good and bad, of every other person you meet.

I wish that my phone screen was fixed

 

Wish granted, your screen is completely fixed however it is unresponsive.

I wish that I was smart.

 

Wish granted, but you know too much and are abducted by the FBI for knowing too many of their secrets.

I wish someone new would respond to this post

 

Wish granted, but nobody responded....

I wish that i could be an other gender at a specific moments

 

granted, but you do not get the choose which moments.
I wish for more real life friends

 

Wish granted. But after 1 month you realise they aren't real.....
I wish to have Good PC specs

 

granted, but they were good specs as of 15 years ago
I wish that I knew what I was doing