Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish granted, you get shot in the head and due to being dead, you cannot get sick.


I wish I had artistic skills.

 

Wish granted but you can only draw birds

I wish that it was easier

 

Wish granted, everything in life is now easy mode. Games are won with a flick of your wrist, slot machines always pay the jackpot. Life has no challenges, and so you become horribly depressed that there are no longer things to strive for and games are no longer exciting.

I wish it wasn't so hot in California!

 

Wish granted, it is now absolute zero in California at all times, it is so cold even atoms cannot move or retain energy, even the concept of energy is no longer possible there, you would find more heat in the endless vacuum of space.

I wish I had a perfect memory

 

Wish granted, but you remember everything, even those traumatic events you would like to forget
I wish that i could easily write down what i am thinking

 

Wish granted, but you now must write down every thought, good or bad. You are always writing, nonstop. Eventually a friend finds the log, and reports you for being a bit nutty in the head.

I wish all of my bills were paid by a mysterious benefactor each month!

 

Wish granted, your landowner sells the house to a mafia boss due to the record that stated you rented it getting lost. The transaction goes through. A few months pass by with your bills being covered by the mafia. At one point a bunch of rusians come into your house in the evening with a few large bags of crystal meth. They allow you to live at the cost of operating a rolling meth lab unthil you produce 2000000$ worth of crystal meth (you also get a small cut of the sale revenue as payment). While attempting to create some meth, however, the ingredients blow up, killing you on the spot.

I wish I knew why I keep killing people on overcomplicated ways in this thread.

 

granted but like deadpool they can come back
i wish i could get the glaxy s9 from samsung

 

Wish granted, you have the new Galaxy S9 from Samsung, but the screen is completely shattered and hurts your fingers and face when using it.

I wish my tires could never pop on my car!

 

Wish granted. Tires don't pop they deflate. You don't die this time. Your wish just does nothing.

I wish my joints were invurenable to any and all damage.

 

Wish granted, but only your joints are invulnerable, so if you die they will allways stay intact
I wish that more people played on the semi private minecraft server i play on

 

Wish granted, people join, hate it, and leave, leaving your server empty of any players.

I wish that I was smarter.

 

Wish granted, but the space plane is completelly useless due too moving waaaaay too slow for space travel.


I wish something entirelly useless existed.

 

Wish granted - you've already been born! Ooooo sick burn am I right?? Lol just kidding

A completely useless flub as been created and sits there, doing nothing for all time. Much like a rock, but even less valuable.

I wish my clothes magically washed themselves after I wore them.

 

Wish granted - Your clothes magically washed, but shrunk in size, you can no longer wear these.

I wish rubber ducky's could talk.

 

Wish granted, you are now air
I wish that wraps were cheaper than sandwiches

 

Wish granted, you start using leaves of Sosnowsky's hogweed as wraps. The medical kind.

I wish I had an empty CD.

 

Wish granted - the CD is empty but can never be filled.

I wish i never had to eat again

 

Wish granted, your stomach gets filled up with all the food you'll need to live until your death. (I'll leave it up to your imagination as to how that would feel, look etc. etc.)

I wish i never had to tidy my room up.

 

Wish granted - You are now homeless.

I wish the weather was better in the Netherlands.