Wish granted, the weather in Netherlands was better for 0.1 seconds before a freak storm started causing massive damage in the area, causing destruction everywhere, yet somehow never leaving the Netherlands. I wish there were clones of me to do work for me.
Wish Granted, there are now clones of you, but you are unable to control them. Friends and family interact with the clones, thinking it's you. They get upset at you in turns, invite you to events you would have declined, and generally make your life a headache. After some time, one of the clones thinks that life as Amped_Gamin Clone 3 isn't fun, and wants to become THE Amped_Gamin. You are now forced to live in hiding as the clone takes over what was your life. I wish I didn't need sleep!
Wish Granted, You Cant Have Any Energy, Even Energy Drinks Cant Give You. I Wish I Got Better Computer Whit 128GB of ram
Wish granted, you now have a super computer. The super computer comes with super credit card debt and super pricey monthly electricity bills. I wish I had the worlds most comfortable pillow and blanket!
Wish granted. You are dead, your family buys an expensive coffin for money they earned by selling crystal meth to minors, although this doesn't matter, because you are dead. I wish I had pepper spray.
Wish granted, but a family member near and dear to you died, thus you got the inheritance through their will. I wish I had a magic refrigerator that had whatever food I was thinking of in there right when I want it, nice and fresh, ready to eat.
Wish granted however the door is magically sealed and if you attempt to drill through the side or anything, you get shocked badly and the refrigerator is perfectly fine. I wish I knew how to code.
Wish granted. You now know how to code in Basic, which is a useless skill that will get you nowhere. I wish I had an extra drive on my PC.
Wish granted, it is only big enough for a .txt that only contains the word "sqauwk" I wish that i did not have to go home tomorrow
Wish granted, North Korea conquers all of Earth and outlaws everything that does not serve North Korea. I wish I could code malvare.
Wish granted. Everyone except cosmopolitans dies instantly. This causes humanity to die out due to today's people and enviroment being unfit for a hunter-gatherer society and specjalisation of labor being impossible due to low population. Everyone is dead, not a big suprise. I wish I could code malware.
wish granted, every 1 cm is a nuclear reactor, causing everyone to die from radiation Edit: I wish i couldn't've'd
wish granted, you have a sign whit remove garbade from water the whole life i wish something happend on mym