Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish granted but windows 11 is now a service you pay to use on a monthly basis

I wish Tesla had been accepted over Edison

 

wish granted, but Tesla turned out to be evil and killed everyone with his inventions.
i wish i had a giraffe

 

Wish granted, but giraffes don’t really exist anyway.

I wish I had a working alarm clock.

 

Wish Granted But it only goes off early hours of the morning

I wish for A car,

 

Granted, but the wheels get slashed every morning

I wish for a santa hat-less profile Icon.

 

Wish granted but now you wear a fruit basket on your head

I wish for inspiration.

 

Wish granted, but everything that inspires you disappears never to be seen again by anyone the next day.

I wish Everyone could follow simple instructions.

 

Wish granted, they are now fully capable of it, but still don’t.

I wish I could speak Spanish

 

Wish granted, but you will have to learn about it for 2 weeks.
I wish I had a house.

 

Wish granted but it is built out of legos.
I wish I could learn by osmosis.

 

Wish granted, but you will have to use reverse osmosis.
I wish I can dab.

 

wish granted, but you break your arms each time you do that
i wish for smart people in politics

 

Wish granted, but we must wait another year to vote them in.
I wish for higher pay.

 

Wish granted, but you will start getting $1,000 every 5 years.
I wish for 3 more wishes.

 

Wish granted but with each wish you make, it cancles the previous wish.

I wish my wish for world peace won't corrupt!