Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish granted. You got your iWatch but the iWatch 2 comes out immediately making you regret your wish.

I wish for World War 3

 

Wish granted but World War 3 breaks out in your house and you lose everything you have love

I wish for the total annihilation of humanity

'too dark ?'

 

wish granted but it happens in minecraft instead of RL.

Spoiler: Real granted wish

Wish granted ... Donald trump... *drops mic* (Please don't take that seriously ._.)

I wish for longer days and nights and the same amount of work/school time

 

Wish granted. A day/night cycle is now as long as a century.
It pains me to say that you, from now on, have a day left to live.

I wish that famine was cured.
Hehe, let's see what dark turns this wish will take...

 

Wish granted but now all the diseases that were previously contained in famine plagued country's are free to be released across the rest of the planet.

I wish humans had common sense.

 

Granted but over time their brains will slowly deteriorate turning them back into homosapiens.

I wish I didn't have to poop so bad right now.

 

Wish granted but you are now incapable of feeling the need to poop, or controlling it, which causes... Acedents every now and then...

I wish I was a pro at every mod

 

Wish granted but your brain exploded when you learned two mods.

I wish I had better internet (200 kb/s dl speed that drops sucks)

 

Wish granted. You notice nothing has changed but when you contact your ISP's customer support they tell you you have a 300Mb up and a 30Mb down connection and therefore will not change anything for you.

I wish that the Blizz entity from Thermal Expansion didn't exist.

 

Wish granted. However, the team got a cool monster idea called Ilzz, which is a icy blaze (with 30 HP & 10 hearth dmg)

I wish there was Mekanism on Infinity

 

Wish granted but the modpack adds galacticraft too and removes all other popular mods so you basically are now playing horizons.
I wish that recipes on expert mode would make more sense.

 

Wish granted, now its normal mode.
I wish exams wernt so stressful

 

Wish granted, you do nothing (learning, training skills etc.) and therefore no stress has been placed on you but you do fail those exams.

I don't know what i would wish for. Hmmm.

I wish for a brand new table...

 

Wish granted but you are made into a table and have no chairs..
I wish i wouldnt have posted here

 

Wish granted, but your mom did with your account.

I wish mob's wouldnt be cleared on MyM.

 

Wish granted but the players turn out to be bots.

I wish that a meteorite slammed into earth...

 

Wish granted but when falling thru the atmosphere it becomes a tiny tiny rock

I wish for a massive tornado

 

Wish granted but it only destroyes a cornfield
I wish the world was less violent

 

Wish granted, everyone is now dead (realism at it's finest)
I wish there was a wish that had wishes that wished that wishes wishes that couldn't be corrupted as a wish by wishes (try saying THAT five times fast btw)