Five word thread! (StoryLine)

watching from the bathroom window

 

While eating a piece of

 

a lie that's from portal

 

with ground-up eyeballs for frosting

 

and some molten pyrotheum topping

 

With molten candy on top

 

"humm delicious cake" he sayd

 

"yea," she said, "I'm about....

 

.....to eat the last piece"

 

He got mad and pushed

 

the house out of orbit

 

then grabbed the cake and

 

used a cloning machine on

 

the hulk that was hiding

 

in the ISS cargo bay

 

with 3699 steam-powered laser guns

 

and a nuclear bomb cluster

 

then a wild sips said

 

"what the hay is that....

 

....song that is playing?" I